| Thursday, February 23, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Can Opener
The family takes sides when Ray and Debra (Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton) have a silly fight over a new can opener. With Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One in Vegas
The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
Christine dreads a visit with her critical mother until she learns a secret they have in common |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Hyde's Birthday
The gang throws Hyde a birthday party despite his protests; Kelso, Donna and Eric look for the perfect present while Jackie and Fez work on the decorations |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Burning Down the House
Christine considers a walk on the wild side, hoping Barb will think she is cool |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Lesbian Wedding
Ross helps put Carol and Susan's wedding plans back on track; Rachel's mother announces shocking new plans |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Peggy the Boggle Champ
Peggy competes at the state Boggle championship in Dallas; Luanne and Bobby stain the carpet. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Laurie Metcalf |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Wild Ltd.
Episode: Passage to Freedom
Baboons start a new chapter in the life of their troop |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Justice League Recombination
The guys enter a costume contest with Penny's new boyfriend |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Cushion Saturation
A paintball game leads to a fight between Sheldon and Penny, and romance for Leslie and Wolowitz |
| 8:00 PM | American Idol
Singers compete for the grand prize |
| 9:00 PM | The Finder
An Iraq war veteran uses his powers as a Finder to locate people and things law enforcement cannot |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Marge persuades Homer to enroll in a fathering enrichment class; Bart becomes a school bully |
| 11:30 PM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
