| Wednesday, April 07, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Standard Deviation
Robert (Brad Garrett) administers IQ tests to Ray and Debra (Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton) and then tests their reactions to false results |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Peter's Two Dads
After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Conversion
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George (Jason Alexander) converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her daughter for medical bills |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Short & Curlies
As Eric prepares to leave for Africa, he and the guys get together in the basement one last time, but when Red learns what they've been doing, he cuts their reminiscing short |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Meet the Grandparents
Wanda's parents (guest stars Steven Williams and Janet Hubert) take over the household while visiting |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Malcolm Dates a Family
Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Dog Dale Afternoon
The guys steal Dale's new lawnmower, sending him over the edge and up a clock tower. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: High Flyers; Steamboat Mystery; The Best Waiters Ever
Airplane ride; the pigs' costume party; mayors dine out |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues a fellow stripper for property and slander |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Crush
Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) setback at work leads to a new romantic interest (guest star Tate Donovan); Chandler (Matthew Perry) is jealous of Kathy's onstage co-star |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Ross' (David Schwimmer) pet monkey is on the lam after escaping from Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) care |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A college student hopes to win $500,000 to pay off her loans |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A photographer and pilot wants to help his wife become a massage therapist |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Fish in a Drawer
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Yes, Monsignor
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (guest star Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out |
| 8:00 PM | Human Target
Episode: Victoria
A unique private security guard saves his clients' lives at any cost |
| 9:00 PM | American Idol
A contestant is eliminated |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Does Hollywood
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
