| Monday, March 01, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: It's a Wonderful Lie
As the team runs tests to determine what caused a woman to have sudden paralysis of the hands, the rest of her system begins to shut down; the team participates in a gift exchange with a twist, courtesy of House |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: Anything You Can Do
Susan is miffed when Mike's sexy houseguest (guest star Heather Stephens) forces him to postpone their first official date; Lynette grows more dependent on the twins' medication; Gabrielle becomes jealous of the other woman in John's life |
| 03:00 AM | Dark Waters
The creator of bioengineered sharks must destroy the escaped animals before they begin a feeding frenzy off the Florida coast |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Mole Machine; The Royal Game of Denis; Now That's Progress
Mr. Fixit's new invention; two monks try to amuse a king; Mr. Gronkle wants to demolish his ancestral castle |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Celeb Giving Week
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Race Car Bed
When Monica (Courteney Cox) buys a new bed from the ``Mattress King'' (guest star Mark Cohen), the wrong one is delivered |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross's Grant
Ross interviews for a coveted paleontology grant with a Nobel Prize-winning scientist (guest star Greg Kinnear) who happens to be Charlie's (guest star Aisha Tyler) jealous ex-boyfriend |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie and Alan score with single moms while attending Jake's soccer game |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Wilson
An old friend and former patient of Wilson's experiences paralysis in his right arm; Cuddy continues her search for real estate |
| 9:00 PM | 24
Episode: Day 8: 1:00AM - 2:00AM
The Hassan family turmoil fans the flames of the increasingly urgent situation; Bauer closes in on a person of interest; a tense meeting between President Taylor and Omar Hassan takes an unexpected turn |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Three Kings
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Mona Leaves-a
When Homer's mother, Mona, unexpectedly passes away he decides to fulfill her final wishes by scattering her ashes over Lake Watershed at Springfield Monument Park |
