| Thursday, November 26, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Captain Nemo
Ray (Ray Romano) spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: E. Peterbus Unum
While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Beard
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George (Jason Alexander) and his date have secrets |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her daughter for medical bills |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Hunting
Red (Kurtwood Smith) tries to convince Eric (Topher Grace) to shoot a deer on a hunting trip; Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) plays a game of poker with the girls |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Tryptophan-tasy
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream in Claymation after devouring his own personal turkey |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Hot, Hot, Hot
The pool is being drained and the air conditioner is broken, so Bernie takes the children to a water park on the hottest day of the year |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Luanne Gets Lucky
Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (guest star Tom Petty) ditches her |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Thanksgiving
Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Fun-Time Riddle Race; The First Balloon; Billy Dog's Space Rock
``Fun-Time Riddle Race''; ``The First Balloon''; ``Billy Dog's Space Rock.'' |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his former landlord for false imprisonment |
| 11:00 AM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 11:30 AM | NFL Pregame
Hosted by James Brown and Terry Bradshaw. With analysts Howie Long and Jimmy Johnson |
| 12:30 PM | NFL Football: Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions
From Ford Field in Detroit |
| 3:30 PM | Fox NFL Postgame
Highlights from around the league |
| 4:00 PM | Figure Skating |
| 5:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Late Thanksgiving
Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but is enraged when everyone shows up late; Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
An expectant father hopes to win money to buy his girlfriend a ring |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Merry Thanksgiving
In an attempt to prove that he's a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (guest star Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb's (guest star Ryan Stiles) relationship with Jake threatens his wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action |
| 8:00 PM | Night at the Museum
A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Petarded
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh
Marge and Homer rent an apartment in an upscale neighborhood so Lisa and Bart can go to a better school |
