| Thursday, June 05, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Robert's Wedding
Comic Ray Romano plays Ray Barone, a dedicated father and husband living in a chaotic household. Episode information to be announced |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture; the Peterschmidts bribe Peter to keep a secret |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: Partners
Will is reluctant to bring Vince (guest star Bobby Cannavale) to a dinner party at his boss's (guest star Lily Tomlin) home, fearing it will scratch his chances of making partner at the firm |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Walk Like a Man
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: Michael Joins a Gym
When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: An Eric Forman Christmas
When Eric directs the Christmas pageant, he casts all of his friends over Pastor Dave's objections; Red loses sleep over Bob's light display |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: Critical Condition
Carrie obsesses about Aidan's critique even though her book is getting great reviews; Charlotte fights for her apartment; Samantha discovers a hidden talent for baby-sitting |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie delays his flight to Las Vegas in order to take the children to the movies; Bryana and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more exciting fare |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: I Don't Want to Wait...
Bobby becomes envious when his best friend, Joseph, begins to change physically after hitting puberty. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Stereo Store
Hal's coworkers at the stereo store invite him to their high-school party; Malcolm and Reese flip out when they meet their new babysitter |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Gloria Scott
Holmes investigates the mysterious note left for Victor from his father |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
Presiding Judge Glenda Hatchett offers rulings, follow-up and rehabilitation to families dealing with serious social issues. Segment information to be announced |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
Presiding Judge Glenda Hatchett offers rulings, follow-up and rehabilitation to families dealing with serious social issues. Segment information to be announced |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
The plaintiff sues over emotional distress after a physical fight |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: Prescription for Trouble
Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Fix Up
Elaine and Jerry (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld) arrange a date for George (Jason Alexander) with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson) |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Dollhouse
Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) regrets making a date for Chandler (Matthew Perry) and her boss, Joanna (guest star Alison LaPlaca); Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) interest in Kate (guest star Dina Meyer) intensifies |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Rachel Is Late
Monica and Phoebe make a bet after Rachel passes her delivery date; Chandler falls asleep at the premiere screening of Joey's new film |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
Judge David Young hears real cases |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
Judge David Young hears real cases |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | Maury |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady; Charlie struggles to get Jake ready for a dinner out with his mother and grandfather |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house since Charlie is having a dry spell with women |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Dancers who caught the judges' eyes at auditions around the country compete in the Las Vegas callbacks; the top 20 competitors are chosen |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: I Take Thee, Quagmire
When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
