| Friday, April 02, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Power of No
Ray attempts to turn the tables on Debra in the bedroom |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Prick Up Your Ears
Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Maestro
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend (guest star Mark Metcalf) insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her sister's ex-boyfriend for medical bills and pain and suffering |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Who's Been Sleeping Here
Kelso's choice for his daughter's godparents causes tension in the group; a surprise thief keeps breaking into the record shop |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Maid Man
Bernie urges the new maid (guest star Theresa Saldana) to treat the children as if they were her own |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Ida's Boyfriend
Grandma Ida announces she is going to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta
A lusty dolphin tries to mate with Hank in a send-up of ``When Animals Attack.'' Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Dino Squad
Episode: The Beginning
Five teens gain the power to transform into dinosaurs |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for unpaid loans |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A man sues his ex-girlfriend for an overpayment on a loan and punitive damages; she says he was physically abusive while they dated |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where They're Going to PARTY!
Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) career is obstructed by her boss, Joanna (guest star Alison LaPlaca); Monica (Courteney Cox) faces a big decision; Chandler, Ross and Joey (Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc) party |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Two Parts
Joey (Matt LeBlanc) asks Phoebe's sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross (David Schwimmer) takes Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan (guest stars Jane Sibbett and Jessica Hecht) |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A man hopes to win $500,000 to throw his wife an extravagant wedding reception |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A tattooed single mother hopes to win $500,000 |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Winky-Dink Time
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Known Unknowns
A teenage girl is brought to the hospital with severely swollen appendages after a wild night out; as her condition worsens, the patient is unable to distinguish fact from fiction; the doctors attend a medical conference |
| 9:00 PM | Kitchen Nightmares
Episode: Sabatiello's
Sammy, the owner of a restaurant in Stamford, Conn., is over $1 million in debt when he asks for chef Gordon Ramsay's help; when Gordon criticizes the food, Sammy's temper flares out of control |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Wasted Talent
Peter and his buddies go on a drinking binge; Lois pressures a promising piano student. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
