| Saturday, February 25, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Cousin Gerard
Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Rosita Dies
On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Happy Endings
When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: That '70s Musical
The high-school's overbearing music teacher (Roger Daltrey) prepares the gang for the annual choral concert |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: One and a Half Men
Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One After the Super Bowl
Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme (guest starring as himself). Julia Roberts also guest stars |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Plastic White Female
Bobby is found practicing his kissing techniques on Luanne's hairstyling model head. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
Master fix-it mogul Ron Hazelton takes to the road |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Live Life and Win!
Episode: Feeding Others; In the Money; Gift of Baseball
A teen feeds people in need; a girl owns a business; a youngster helps children play baseball |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 12:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Mark Messier
Former NHL hockey great Mark Messier discusses his career and first year of eligibility for the Hall of Fame |
| 1:00 PM | Home of the Giants
A drug dealer asks a high-school basketball player to throw the big game |
| 3:00 PM | House
Episode: Emancipation
An emancipated minor (Emily Rios) working as a factory manager falls ill on the job; Foreman takes on a pediatric case that has him questioning whether he can function without House's oversight |
| 4:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Jellyfish
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) is shocked to find out Phoebe Sr. (guest star Teri Garr) is her birth mother; Ross (David Schwimmer) must make a big decision |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Dirty Girl
Ross starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker from the museum; Monica and Phoebe cater a sad event |
| 5:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Grasshopper Experiment
On a blind date, Koothrappali discovers that he can talk to the opposite sex after a few drinks, but his date takes an interest in Sheldon |
| 5:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Penny tries to mediate when Sheldon and Leonard disagree on whether to present their joint findings at a physics conference |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Middle Earth Paradigm
Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali attend Penny's Halloween party |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Dumpling Paradox
Penny sleeps on Leonard and Sheldon's couch when Wolowitz seduces her friend and takes over her apartment; in need of a fourth member, the guys ask Penny to join their ``Halo'' team |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Episode: Street Arrests No. 2
An officer tasers a man suspected of stealing a wallet; police arrest a man who had 37 pieces of crack; two men argue over racial issues at a bus stop |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Dazed and Confused No. 4
An officer finds a drugged-out man crouching in a driveway; an officer finds a narcotic on a hit-and-run suspect; a gallon-sized bag of marijuana is in the trunk of a vehicle |
| 9:00 PM | The Finder
Episode: Bullets
A former prison warden asks Walter to find the bullet that could exonerate a death row inmate; FBI psychologist Dr. Lance Sweets evaluates Walter's ability to consult on federal cases; Willa gets herself in trouble at a beach party |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Alcatraz
Episode: Paxton Petty
The team uses methods of the past to track former inmate Paxton Petty, who has returned to plant bombs in populated areas of San Francisco |
