| Tuesday, November 24, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Look, Don't Touch
Ray (Ray Romano) must convince Debra (Patricia Heaton) of his innocence after a waitress (guest star Tina Arning) at Nemo's catches his eye |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Contest
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) challenges George, Kramer and Elaine (Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus) to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her husband's friend for gas money and an unpaid loan |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Van Stock
Donna (Laura Prepon) becomes suspicious when Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) takes Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) to Van Stock instead of Jackie (Mila Kunis). With Topher Grace |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Family Reunion
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: A Christmas Story
While the kids contrive to keep a stray dog hidden from their uncle until Christmas, Bernie begins finding his prized possessions ripped, mangled and chewed on |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: SerPunt
Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Malcolm Babysits
Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) enjoys baby-sitting for a normal family, until he realizes that he has been under camera surveillance. With Jane Kaczmarek |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Tough Test; First Pyramid; Big Date
Finding fossils; pyramids; Billy's mom goes on a date |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Rumor
Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Phoebe's Cookies
Chandler's (Matthew Perry) efforts to bond with Monica's father (guest star Elliott Gould) backfire during a racquetball game |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
An Elvis fan hopes to win money to visit Graceland |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
The remaining 12 dancers compete for inclusion in the top 10 |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: The Thin White Line
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Father Knows Worst
Homer decides to closely monitor Bart and Lisa to force them to succeed; Marge finds it difficult to resist the sauna she finds in the basement |
