| Monday, December 07, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Petergeist
Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Untitled Griffin Family History
The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Words and Deeds
House makes a shocking revelation in a bid to save himself from jail time; a firefighter chooses to have a risky, radical treatment on his brain in order to keep a secret |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: Secrets & Lies
Catching up on the lives and loves of the women of Wisteria Lane |
| 03:00 AM | Nailed
A single father gets advice from his dad after he impregnates another woman |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Rollerskates
A boy with a genius IQ is at the center of a chaotic household. Episode information to be announced |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Daylight Savings Time; Eager Beaver's Clever Game; The Pickle Car Wash
Mr. Tic Toc is stuck in the clock; a beaver soldier invents hockey; Mr. Frumble tries a car wash |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Joey Speaks French
Monica and Chandler show Erica (guest star Anna Faris) the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be a killer; Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition. Ron Leibman also guest stars |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where They All Turn Thirty
The gang reminisces about their experiences with the big 3-0 during Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) 30th birthday party |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A woman suspects her fiance is cheating with their neighbor; first cousins date each other; a man admits he has been sleeping with his high-school sweetheart's best friend and sister |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A man confesses to cheating with his girlfriend's sister-in-law but says it was the sister-in-law that seduced him |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A short bartender with a very tall boyfriend hopes to win $500,000 to start a shoe line for short women |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
An Indiana maintenance supervisor and family man tries to win big |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading for the doctor for a vasectomy |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (guest star Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie |
| 8:00 PM | Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special
The Grammy-winning country singer performs holiday songs in addition to selections from her albums; Dolly Parton, Brad Paisley and David Cook join Underwood on stage |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Jungle Love
Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
