| Monday, June 02, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Peter receives sensitivity training at a women's retreat after he tells some tasteless jokes at work. Guest voices: Candice Bergen, Faith Ford, Jennifer Tilly and Phil LaMarr |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents. Guest voices: Jennifer Tilly and members of KISS |
| 01:00 AM | Cheaters
Private investigators delve into the world of infidelity and present their evidence to spouses |
| 02:00 AM | George Lopez
Episode: God Needles George
George makes a deal with God in an attempt to save Max's dog, Mr. Needles |
| 02:30 AM | George Lopez
Episode: George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness
When Benny's love (guest star Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting |
| 03:00 AM | Outside Providence
After a young man crashes into a police cruiser, his father sends him to boarding school where he struggles to be accepted |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: If Boys Were Girls
Lois imagines life with four obedient, well-mannered daughters named Mallory, Renee, Francine and Daisy |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Horseland
Episode: Back in the Saddle Again
Molly must face her horseriding fear to help save Sarah's horse |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
Presiding Judge Glenda Hatchett offers rulings, follow-up and rehabilitation to families dealing with serious social issues. Segment information to be announced |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
Presiding Judge Glenda Hatchett offers rulings, follow-up and rehabilitation to families dealing with serious social issues. Segment information to be announced |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Exes dispute car damages and emotional distress |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: The Simple Life
An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town, and George and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Suicide
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) worries that his comatose neighbor will recover and seek revenge; George (Jason Alexander) fears a plane crash. With Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Without the Ski Trip
Excluded from Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) ski trip with her pals, a lonely Ross (David Schwimmer) visits his ex-wife (Jane Sibbett) |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Joey's Interview
When Joey agrees to be interviewed by Soap Opera Digest, he insists on having his friends with him so he doesn't say the wrong thing |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
Judge David Young hears real cases |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
Judge David Young hears real cases |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | Maury |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Pilot
Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women, and decides that having Alan and Jake around might not be so bad |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Widow's Son in the Windshield
A skull smashes the windshield of a car driven by a group of teenagers on the freeway; a trail of suspects leads Brennan and Booth to a strange cannibalistic society; Cam suggests that Angela hire a private investigator to find her ex-husband |
| 9:00 PM | House
Episode: Alone
House must work fast to diagnose a young woman who survived an office-building collapse; House discusses his ideas with a hospital janitor; Wilson resorts to desperate measures |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Fat Guy Strangler
Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (guest star Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons |
