| Wednesday, June 05, 2013 |
| 12:00 AM | Baggage A woman who's been in 4 car accidents while putting on makeup; a woman who puts 10 different layers of cosmetics on every day; a woman who is terrified of evergreen trees |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:30 AM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 02:00 AM | Friends Episode: The One With the Ball Monica interrupts Joey and Ross' friendly game of catch; Gary (Michael Rapaport) asks Phoebe to move in with him |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Hyde Moves In Hyde (Danny Masterson) moves in with Eric (Topher Grace) and his parents (Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith) after his mom skips town with a truck driver |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her |
| 04:00 AM | Friends Episode: The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross share their feelings about death and their grandmother |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: The Exterminator Dale is promoted at his new job when he demonstrates a knack for firing unwanted employees. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall Adlon and Brittany Murphy. Guest voices: Lisa Kudrow and Stephen Tobolowsky |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Career Day Provides teens with information on possible careers |
| 08:30 AM | omg! Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | The Trisha Goddard Show |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court Episode: A Son Defends His Deceased Father's Honor People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis The defendant says that after her son confessed to burglarizing her former friend's home, the victim assaulted him |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown Postdated checks and unauthorized bills come back to haunt domestic partners; a seller seeks restitution when a buyer claims items were shipped damaged, gets his cash back and keeps the items |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown A father's tax refund; a laptop does not survive being sat upon |
| 2:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 3:00 PM | Maury Episode: 9 Angry Women ... 9 Babies ... Who Is the Father? Guests demand paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 5:30 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbor who threatens her position as queen bee of the building |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and his underachieving son |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and his underachieving son |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon finds himself competing with the gang for his mother's (Laurie Metcalf) attention when she visits |
| 8:00 PM | MasterChef Amateur chefs compete to become a culinary master and earn the title MasterChef |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons Episode: The Bob Next Door Bart becomes convinced that his new neighbor is actually archenemy Sideshow Bob; to convince him that he is wrong, Marge takes Bart to the state penitentiary |
| 11:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Security Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early. Guest stars Fred Willard and Georgia Engel |