| Monday, November 23, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy Episode: Patriot Games At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy Episode: Deep Throats When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days |
| 01:00 AM | House Episode: Que Sera Sera After being found in a coma at his apartment, a 600-pound man is admitted to the hospital; House spends the night in jail after being arrested for a number of violations |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives Episode: Gossip An unexpected announcement at Gaby's engagement party; a dead body in a home on Wisteria Lane; Susan makes a choice between Ian and Mike |
| 03:00 AM | Inspector Gadget A beautiful scientist uses gadgets to put a security guard back together after wicked Dr. Claw blows him up |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle Episode: Shame Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) is guilt-ridden after beating up a school bully who turns out to be just a 7-year-old brat. With Jane Kaczmarek and Christopher Kennedy Masterson |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry Episode: Mr. Frumble's Brother; Viking Pigs; Perfect Wedding Mr. Frumble's twin causes confusion; Pigson's reluctant crew; Miss Honey and Bruno Bear's wedding |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Is Colon Detox Hype? Internal cleansing has swept across America in the past few years, helping millions feel lighter, renewed and more energetic. Meet Klee Irwin, the man who started it all. Explore the latest breakthroughs in colon and total body cleansing |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends Episode: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Joey (Matt LeBlanc) may have ruined Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) chances with Tag (guest star Eddie Cahill) when he opens his mouth during Thanksgiving dinner |
| 2:30 PM | Friends Episode: The One With Rachel's Book Monica's (Courteney Cox Arquette) dreams of an extravagant wedding perish; Joey (Matt LeBlanc) discovers Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) steamy late-night reading |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal A retail-store manager hopes to win money to take a trip to London and buy her brother a car |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Who's Vod Kanockers? Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (guest star Steven Tyler) causes trouble |
| 8:00 PM | House Episode: Ignorance Is Bliss On the eve of Thanksgiving, the team treats an exceptionally brilliant physicist who traded his career for a job as a courier; a myriad of strange symptoms nearly stumps the doctors; the doctors wrestle with strained personal relationships |
| 9:01 PM | Lie to Me Episode: Secret Santa A deception expert works with law enforcement and government agencies |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy Episode: Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Peter's boss Angela (Carrie Fisher) sends him back to the third grade so he can meet the requirements for a promotion; Brian, Stewie and Frank Sinatra Jr. open a club in Quahog |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons Episode: Good, Sad and Drugly Milhouse takes the fall for a prank he and Bart pull together; Bart falls for a volunteer (Anne Hathaway) at Grampa's nursing home; Lisa predicts Springfield's future and is depressed by what she sees |