| Friday, February 24, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: The Will Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends Episode: The One in Vegas The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode: Unidentified Funk The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Eric's False Alarm Eric crashes Donna and Casey's rendezvous at a motel in order to prevent her from doing something she may regret |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode: The Happy Couple Barb and Matthew pretend to be inseparable after Christine tries to keep them apart |
| 04:00 AM | Friends Episode: The One After the Super Bowl After seeing a monkey on a Super Bowl commercial, Ross (David Schwimmer) finds himself missing Marcel. Guest stars Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: Keeping Up With Our Joneses Hank forces Bobby to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes after he discovers his experimentation. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World Episode: Elizabeth Loves L.A. Teen Elizabeth and her friends travel to learn about other cultures and wildlife |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application causes friction in his friendship with Sheldon |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Yes, Monsignor Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: The Devil's Lube When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Terminator Decoupling Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz are ecstatic to learn that a famous science-fiction actress (Summer Glau) is aboard the train they are taking to San Francisco |
| 8:00 PM | Kitchen Nightmares Episode: Cafe Hon Ramsay tries to help Baltimore's Cafe Hon stay in business with a renovation and a image makeover |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe Episode: The End of All Things The team takes drastic measures to prevent life-threatening events |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons Episode: The Great Simpsina When the Great Raymondo takes Lisa on as his magician's assistant, she is conned into revealing the secret of his greatest trick to his nemesis |
| 11:30 PM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |