| Monday, November 23, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Patriot Games
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Deep Throats
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Que Sera Sera
After being found in a coma at his apartment, a 600-pound man is admitted to the hospital; House spends the night in jail after being arrested for a number of violations |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: Gossip
An unexpected announcement at Gaby's engagement party; a dead body in a home on Wisteria Lane; Susan makes a choice between Ian and Mike |
| 03:00 AM | Inspector Gadget
A beautiful scientist uses gadgets to put a security guard back together after wicked Dr. Claw blows him up |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Shame
Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) is guilt-ridden after beating up a school bully who turns out to be just a 7-year-old brat. With Jane Kaczmarek and Christopher Kennedy Masterson |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Mr. Frumble's Brother; Viking Pigs; Perfect Wedding
Mr. Frumble's twin causes confusion; Pigson's reluctant crew; Miss Honey and Bruno Bear's wedding |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Is Colon Detox Hype?
Internal cleansing has swept across America in the past few years, helping millions feel lighter, renewed and more energetic. Meet Klee Irwin, the man who started it all. Explore the latest breakthroughs in colon and total body cleansing |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Joey (Matt LeBlanc) may have ruined Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) chances with Tag (guest star Eddie Cahill) when he opens his mouth during Thanksgiving dinner |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Book
Monica's (Courteney Cox Arquette) dreams of an extravagant wedding perish; Joey (Matt LeBlanc) discovers Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) steamy late-night reading |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A retail-store manager hopes to win money to take a trip to London and buy her brother a car |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (guest star Steven Tyler) causes trouble |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Ignorance Is Bliss
On the eve of Thanksgiving, the team treats an exceptionally brilliant physicist who traded his career for a job as a courier; a myriad of strange symptoms nearly stumps the doctors; the doctors wrestle with strained personal relationships |
| 9:01 PM | Lie to Me
Episode: Secret Santa
A deception expert works with law enforcement and government agencies |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter's boss Angela (Carrie Fisher) sends him back to the third grade so he can meet the requirements for a promotion; Brian, Stewie and Frank Sinatra Jr. open a club in Quahog |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Good, Sad and Drugly
Milhouse takes the fall for a prank he and Bart pull together; Bart falls for a volunteer (Anne Hathaway) at Grampa's nursing home; Lisa predicts Springfield's future and is depressed by what she sees |
