| Saturday, December 05, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Brother
The Barone brothers (Ray Romano, Brad Garrett) rediscover their friendship during a night out |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Emission Impossible
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Baby Shower
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) cable TV installer (Vic Polizos) shows up on the day Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is using his apartment for a baby shower. With Michael Richards |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his ex-girlfriend for car damages |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Jackie Moves On
Jackie (Mila Kunis) becomes insatiable for food after breaking up with Kelso (Ashton Kutcher); Eric (Topher Grace) reveals a shocking secret about his sister (Lisa Robin Kelly) |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Easy Rider
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Mac 101
Bernie becomes a stern taskmaster after witnessing the children's behavior at dinner, cracking down on Vanessa for her grades and making Bryana speak Spanish all the time |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Hair Today, Gone Today
When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother (guest star Rue McClanahan) learns a secret about hereditary hair loss |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's House Calls
Ron installs an invisible fence and builds a doghouse |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Judy
A woman seeks repayment for bail money; parents demand payback for a motorcycle and bail money |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Brian Boitano
Olympic gold medalist Brian Boitano discusses figure skating and America's chances in the upcoming Winter Olympics |
| 1:00 PM | Benji the Hunted
Bears, wolves and eagles threaten the resourceful canine's mission to protect four orphaned cougar cubs |
| 3:00 PM | Judge Judy
A club owner denies assaulting an intoxicated woman; a woman sues her daughter for an unpaid loan |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Parents Find Out
Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp) catch Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) fooling around in the Vista Cruiser; the guys meet women over the CB Radio. With Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama |
| 4:00 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Holy Crap
When Red, Eric and Laurie (Kurtwood Smith, Topher Grace, Lisa Robin Kelly) skip out on church, Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) turns to a youth group leader (guest star Kevin McDonald) for religious inspiration. Mac Davis also guest stars |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy
Ross (David Schwimmer) tells Rachel and Chandler (Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry) about his fantasy involving a certain royal ``Star Wars'' character |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where No One's Ready
In a race against the clock, Ross (David Schwimmer) tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. With Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow |
| 5:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Mozart
Ray (Ray Romano) wants to teach Ally (Madylin Sweeten) not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Merry Little Christmas
House is furious about Wilson striking a deal with Tritter, and at the same time, he tries to diagnose a little person's serious illness |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department deals with a man who thinks the cops are trying to kill him |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Dazed and Confused
Feisty suspects face stun-guns in Las Vegas, Minneapolis, and King County, Wash |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Host John Walsh enlists viewer assistance in tracking and capturing fugitives. Episode information to be announced |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Commentary and interviews |
