| Friday, February 17, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Move Over
Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest; guest Charles Durning |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Rachel Smokes
Rachel tries to impress her boss by smoking, which gives Chandler fond memories of his former addiction |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Leo Loves Kitty
Leo admits to Red that he fell in love with Kitty while she nursed him back to health after his car accident |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Traffic
Christine promises Mr. Harris that she will go to an important event with him, but things don't go as planned when Ritchie's soccer game runs long |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With Phoebe's Husband
The group is amazed when Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) marries a Canadian ice dancer (guest star Steve Zahn) to help him get his green card |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Hank's Got the Willies
Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World
Episode: The Wild, Wild West
Teen Elizabeth and her friends travel to learn about other cultures and wildlife |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Episode: You Destroyed My Military Uniform!
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: It's Always Nazi Week
A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Killer Robot Instability
When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting-robot competition |
| 8:00 PM | Kitchen Nightmares
Episode: Charlie's
Chef Ramsay heads to Charlie's, an Italian bistro in La Verne, Calif., to update the bland and unoriginal menu, lackluster service and old-fashioned decor |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: A Better Human Being
As the team investigates a mentally ill patient who seems to be connected to a series of murders, frightening clues and connections lead Olivia to a shocking conclusion |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: The Blue and the Gray
Moe attends a seminar in hope of gaining more confidence with women; Marge makes a change after discovering her gray hair |
| 11:30 PM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
