| Saturday, November 21, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Frank the Writer
Frank (Peter Boyle) gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: He's Too Sexy for His Fat
After undergoing liposuction, a newly lean and handsome Peter goes back for more plastic surgery. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Good Samaritan
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George (Jason Alexander) skips town to escape an irate husband. With Helen Slater |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his ex-girlfriend for defamation of character |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Burning Down the House
Jackie's (Mila Kunis) house goes up in flames after Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) brings a bunch of his friends to her elegant dinner party. With Topher Grace |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: It's a Wonderful Wife
Bernie's creative work is disrupted after Wanda quits her job and stays home. Ellen DeGeneres guest stars |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Here to Stay
Bernie's efforts to lay down the law leave Jordan scrambling for the door after he's grounded |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: The Peggy Horror Picture Show
Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's House Calls
Ron Hazelton visits homes across the country in his RV workshop to fix various household ailments. Episode information to be announced |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Red's Birthday
While Bob and Midge (Don Stark, Tanya Roberts) decide to have an open marriage, Eric (Topher Grace) questions what it means to be a boyfriend |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Mark Messier
One of hockey's all-time greats, Mark Messier, discusses his Hall of Fame career |
| 1:00 PM | Saving Private Ryan
U.S. troops look for a missing comrade during World War II |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Estelle Dies
Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer; Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Going Away Party
One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others. Guest star: Anna Faris |
| 5:30 PM | Paid Program |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Finding Judas
House takes the divorced parents of a young patient to court when their bickering prevents a decision on her treatment |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (guest star Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Episode: Slacker Crimes Special Edition
An officer chases a carjacking suspect on foot; officers settle a dispute between a man and his two sons |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Bad Girls No. 12
A woman is arrested on a felony warrant in Texas; a new bride causes a disturbance in Las Vegas; officers break up a fight between two women in Minnesota |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Episode: The World's Most Wanted Special Edition
John Walsh travels to eastern Europe to hunt down a drug lord who has led authorities on an international chase; new forensic technology, developed in England, gives authorities a powerful tool to help identify suspects |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Commentary and interviews |
