| Saturday, May 31, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Sweet Charity
Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: Board Games
An old school classmate (guest star Jeff Goldblum) tries to get revenge on Karen by becoming the president of Walker Inc.; Will and Grace run into Vince (guest star Bobby Cannavale) and a co-worker while playing hooky from work |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player'' and get the girl |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: Silence Is Golden
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: The Forgotten Son
Eric is shocked when Red taps Kelso to play the stock boy in an instructional film on stocking shelves; Kelso models his performance on John Travolta's in ``Saturday Night Fever''; Leo takes Hyde and Fez on a shopping spree |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: Luck Be an Old Lady
The girls celebrate Charlotte's 36th birthday with a trip to Atlantic City, N.J.; Samantha decides to deal with Richard's wandering ways once and for all |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (guest star Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Flush With Power
A drought in Arlen, Texas, forces Hank to install inefficient toilets. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's House Calls
Installing fire sprinklers; electrical circuits; water-based stains in decorator colors |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Scales of Justice
Holmes investigates the robbery at Genie Tech |
| 07:30 AM | Beakman's World
Episode: Bread, Beak-mania & Measurement
Bread facts; game show; complexities of the food chain; measurements |
| 08:00 AM | Viva Pinata
A vibrant world of living pinata animals |
| 08:30 AM | Viva Pinata
A vibrant world of living pinata animals |
| 09:00 AM | Chaotic |
| 09:30 AM | Chaotic |
| 10:00 AM | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mutant heroes live in N.Y.C. sewers and train in the martial arts |
| 10:30 AM | Dinosaur King
Max and Rex must help dinosaurs that are being hunted down by the Alpha Gang |
| 11:00 AM | Yu-Gi-Oh! G/X |
| 11:30 AM | Winx Club
Five smart, hip and fashionable teenagers attend a school for aspiring fairies |
| 12:00 PM | This Week in Baseball
News, highlights and a behind-the-scenes look at Major League Baseball |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Jim Nantz
Play-by-play man Jim Nantz discusses golf, basketball and football |
| 1:00 PM | Scream 2
A masked killer continues to pursue a California student and her friends at an Ohio college |
| 3:00 PM | Frasier
Episode: Boo!
Frasier's clown costume gives his father a mild heart attack. Wendie Malick and Stephanie Faracy guest star |
| 3:30 PM | MLB Baseball: Regional Coverage -- Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners or L.A. Dodgers at N.Y. Mets |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (guest star Jane Lynch) |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Episode: Coast to Coast
A suspect attempts to swallow the evidence when Oregon police detect drug activity; a Florida officer finds a crime suspect during a routine traffic stop |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Coast to Coast
Officers pull over a DUI suspect in Florida; Oregon police make a drug bust in a city park; police break up a fistfight in Cincinnati |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Host John Walsh enlists viewer assistance in tracking and capturing fugitives. Episode information to be announced |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | MADtv
``Lee vs. Wild,'' parodies of ``The Women's Murder Club'' and BBC |
