| Friday, May 30, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Just a Formality
Robert decides he's going to pop the question to Amy. Chris Elliott, Fred Willard and Georgia Engel guest star |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: The Kiss Seen Round the World
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: Saving Grace Again
Will, Grace, Jack and Karen go on a road trip for Grace's getaway weekend, but Jack and Karen hate the car ride and bail on the plan |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Stiff Upper Lip
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: Sweetheart's Day
Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Donna's Story
Eric takes exception to Donna's story about a fictional couple called Derek and Wanda; Bob introduces his new girlfriend Joanne to Red and Kitty |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: Unoriginal Sin
Carries receives surprising news; Miranda and Steve have Brady baptized; Samantha struggles with Richard's intentions |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Sin Cup
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Nancy's Boys
Nancy and Dale rekindle the romance in their marriage, leaving Nancy's former lover John Redcorn out in the cold. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Grandma Sues
Grandma Ida (guest star Cloris Leachman) sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois learns she is pregnant |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for the balance on a loan |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman sues her childhood friend for unpaid loans |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman accuses her friend's ex of smashing her car |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: Leave it to Lopez
Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation, such as ``The Munsters'' and ``The Jetsons.'' |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Nose Job
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) straddles the fence regarding his latest flame; George's (Jason Alexander) attention is focused on his date (Susan Diol) |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One the Morning After
Ross (David Schwimmer) tries to prevent Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey (Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt LeBlanc) spend a night eavesdropping |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One in Massapequa
Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend (guest star Alec Baldwin) to Mr. and Mrs. Geller's 35th wedding anniversary party |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
A man sues for the cost of purse repairs; a man sues for the cost of a motorcycle |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
An exotic dancer is sued over an unpaid loan; a Web site designer sues for payment |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | Maury |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman (guest star Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage |
| 8:00 PM | Little Black Book
To learn more about his past, a young woman interviews three of her boyfriend's former sweethearts |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: My Fair Laddy
When Bart accidentally destroys Groundskeeper Willie's shack with a game of solid-ice dodge ball, Marge takes in the homeless janitor |
