| Wednesday, March 31, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Favors
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Saving Private Brian
Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single, ``Evil, Evil Monkey.'' |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: Highlights of a Hundred
Jerry Seinfeld highlights some of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes and examines the characters' botched relationships, catchphrases and conversations |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A couple accuses his ex-girlfriend of not letting him see his child and sues for emotional distress |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Down the Road Apiece
When Eric decides to go on the road to discover life outside Point Place, Leo (guest star Tommy Chong) comes to his rescue |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Chess Wars
Bernie's kids all want something from him, but he manages to stay one step ahead of them by adhering to the principles of chess |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Dirty Magazine
Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: The Wedding of Bobby Hill
Hank, Peggy and Luanne teach Bobby a lesson when he replaces Luanne's birth control pills with candy. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Matthew McConaughey |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Big Story; Couscous in Gibraltar; The Firefighters' Ball
Reporters Huckle and Lowly; dirty rats in Gibraltar; firemen's ball |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his girlfriend's sister for medical bills and pain and suffering |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Dirty Girl
Ross (David Schwimmer) starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker (guest star Rebecca Romijn) from the museum; Monica and Phoebe (Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow) cater a sad event |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Boobies
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) begins dating a psychiatrist (guest star Fisher Stevens); Chandler (Matthew Perry) sees Rachel's (Jennifer Aniston) naked torso |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A fine-art appraiser hopes to win $500,000 to visit all 50 states with her husband |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A woman who uses ``Deal or No Deal'' to teach her students about numbers hopes to win $500,000 to pay for her wedding |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes in order to impress a Saudi prince to whom she is trying to sell real estate |
| 8:00 PM | Human Target
Episode: Tanarak
Chance travels to an Alaskan island in search of a missing doctor and to expose the involvement of an industrial giant in a mining foreman's death |
| 9:00 PM | American Idol
One contestant is eliminated |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
