| Thursday, May 29, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Grandpa Steals
Frank must make amends with his granddaughter, Ally, when she catches him stealing food at the supermarket |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Emission Impossible
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: Saving Grace Again
After a great date with someone else, Grace comes home to a garbled message from Leo; Karen and Jack try to set each other up but things don't go as planned |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: You Don't Know Squad
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: Careful What You Wish For
Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
Donna agrees to go to the Pricemart Ball with Eric but insists they're not on a date; Bob meets an outspoken woman at the grocery store; Fez outshines Hyde at the Fotohut |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: Anchors Away
Samantha debates reconciling with Richard; Miranda copes with the life changes of motherhood |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The Sweet Life
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (guest star Don Rickles) place |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Meet the Propaniacs
When Hank runs out of propane during a summer barbecue, Bobby entertains the famished crowd with jokes about propane. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Boys at the Ranch
The boys make mischief while visiting Francis and Piama at the ranch |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Adventure of the Empty House
Holmes reappears in London despite reports of his demise |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
A man petitions the court for a paternity test to find out if he is the father of his ex's daughter |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman wants a DNA test to prove her ex-boyfriend is the father of her 9-year-old son |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Episode: Roommates in Court
Cases involving roommates: Former roommates sue each other for emotional distress and defamation; roommates sue each other for harassment and unpaid bills; former college roommates argue over unpaid rent |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: Sk8r Boyz
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Tape
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George (Jason Alexander) sees Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) in a new light |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) has trouble communicating with her new boyfriend (guest star Jim Pirri); Ross (David Schwimmer) seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Tea Leaves
After Joey starts avoiding her, Rachel tries to break the ice; Phoebe sees the man of her dreams in tea leaves |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
A woman sues parents for unpaid day-care services; a man accuses a stable owner of selling his horse without permission |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
A man claims his former friend stole his dog while he was hospitalized |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | Maury |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (guest star Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
More dancers audition in Dallas, Charleston, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: We're on the Road to D'Ohwhere
After Bart steals a key from Principal Skinner's office and gets himself into hot water, Marge and Homer send him to a behavior modification camp |
