| Thursday, November 19, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Pat's Secret
Robert is shocked to learn that Pat is concealing a big secret from her family |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Fifteen Minutes of Shame
After Meg appears on a talk show, the network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jennifer Tilly and Adam West |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Red Dot
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) romantic woes; George (Jason Alexander) gives Elaine a cashmere sweater |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her aunt for an unpaid loan |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Streaking
Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) persuades Eric (Topher Grace) to streak during President Ford's visit to town. With Laura Prepon, Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Hair Jordan
Bernie decides to take Jordan to his favorite barbershop; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
When Wanda schedules a play date for the children, Bernie delights in playing host to a circle of admiring women |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Hank's Bully
The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Red Dress
When Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) finds her new red dress in the toilet, she tries to extort a confession from the boys. With Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Dad's Neat Job; The Discovery of America; Mr. Gronkle's Friends
Huckle thinks his dad's job is boring; Dona Felipa stows away; Gronkle's mom visits |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Cake
An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Proposal
Chandler and Monica (Matthew Perry, Courteney Cox Arquette) run into Richard (guest star Tom Selleck) during a romantic dinner |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
Episode: Military Week
A mother of four who serves in the military hopes to win money to pay off debts |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Foot in the Foreclosure
Booth's grandfather comes to live with him and tags along as Brennan and Booth investigate human remains that were found by a real estate agent who was showing a property to prospective buyers |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: August
A peculiar abduction in Boston leads the Fringe team to uncover details of the mysterious man known as The Observer; Walter, Peter and Astrid analyze unusual evidence and deal with Walter's insatiable appetite for milkshakes |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Road to Germany
Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Wedding for Disaster
After learning that their marriage is invalid, Homer asks Marge to retake their vows, but he mysteriously disappears before the wedding |
