| Monday, February 20, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Robert Moves Back Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone |
| 12:30 AM | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode: The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo Dee discovers the biggest loser from high school is now a successful fashion designer, making Dee the biggest loser now |
| 01:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Sally Simpson Kelso tries to set up Fez with a girl from the police academy; a stress specialist determines that Eric is the cause of Red's constant irritation |
| 01:30 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Won't Get Fooled Again Donna misses one of her birth control pills; Kelso and Fez wait until Suzy (Alyson Hannigan) is gone to confess that they miss each other |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Judy Ex-lovers dispute the illegal seizure of a car and damaged credit; dispute over funeral expenses |
| 02:30 AM | Judge Judy Ex-lovers fight over personal property; dispute over efforts to start a community art center |
| 03:00 AM | Hot Chick An ancient curse causes a mean-spirited teenage girl and an incompetent male thief to switch bodies |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | DragonFlyTV Concentration; amusement-park rides; perception; how to tell which part of one's brain is working |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The 21-Second Excitation While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Bad News From the Clinic Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Best H.O. Money Can Buy Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Friendship Algorithm Sheldon creates a scientific procedure for making friends |
| 8:00 PM | House Episode: Man of the House The team notices behavioral changes in a marriage counselor who collapsed during a speaking engagement; House and Dominka work to convince Immigration they are a happy couple; House chooses a team leader |
| 9:00 PM | Alcatraz Episode: Johnny McKee Madsen and Hauser look for a killer with a background in chemistry, who likes to poison his victims; more information about Madsen's grandfather comes to light |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons Episode: Angry Dad: The Movie Bart's film about an angry father quickly becomes a critical favorite, winning him several awards |
| 11:30 PM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |