| Tuesday, February 14, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With Chandler's Work Laugh
Monica is put off by the laugh Chandler uses to impress his boss; Ross shocks everyone by dating Janice |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: White Like Me
Business picks up at the gym after Barb is profiled in a business journal |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Donna Dates a Kelso
Jackie fixes up Donna with Kelso's older brother (guest star Luke Wilson); Red and Bob clash over a Corvette |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: The Big Bang
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross' New Girlfriend
Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) decides to look up her former boyfriend (guest star Cosimo Fusco) when she is distraught over Ross' new girlfriend (Lauren Tom) |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: I Remember Mono
Peggy finds out that the story Hank has been reciting about their early relationship is a lie. Guest voices: Kerri Strug, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Joanna Gleason |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Wild America
Episode: A Tale About Tails
The many animals with tails and their varied forms and functions |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Hot Troll Deviation
An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The White Asparagus Triangulation
Sheldon is thrilled when Leonard starts dating a woman who meets Sheldon's stringent standards |
| 8:00 PM | Glee
Episode: Heart
Will asks the glee club members to find and perform the world's best love songs in honor of Valentine's Day; Rachel's fathers, Hiram (Jeff Goldblum) and LeRoy Berry (Brian Stokes Mitchell) visit McKinley High |
| 9:00 PM | New Girl
Episode: Valentine's Day
Jess talks Schmidt into being her wingman as she tries to have a casual fling with a handsome stranger (Ryan Kwanten); Nick finds himself spending less time with Julia and more time with her assistant; Shelby invites Winston over |
| 9:31 PM | Raising Hope
Episode: Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend
When Jimmy meets a woman, Mary Louise (Ashley Tisdale), in improv class, she agrees to pretend to date him in hope of making Sabrina jealous |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Moms I'd Like to Forget
Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with; Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun |
| 11:30 PM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
