| Wednesday, November 18, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Sister-in-Law
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks
A gallery owner admires Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York; Peter envies an old classmate. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein. Guest voices: Candice Bergen, Faith Ford, Jennifer Tilly, Joe Regalbuto and Charles Kimbrough |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Boyfriend, Part II
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus); George (Jason Alexander) schemes to extend his unemployment benefits |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for stolen cash |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Eric's Hot Cousin
Eric's comely cousin visits, triggering competition for attention among the boys; Red gets Kitty a pet |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Laughing Matters
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett (guest starring as herself) for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa is caught pretending to be poor |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The Main Event
Bernie teaches his nephew Jordan how to fight back against bullies -- with an unforeseen consequence |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: The Texas Panhandler
Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Pilot
When a school counselor (Catherine Lloyd Burns) discovers that 9-year-old Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) has a genius IQ, he is forced into a gifted class. With Jane Kaczmarek and Bryan Cranston |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Best Birthday Party Ever; Martha's First Book; Locked Out
Two birthday parties on one day; learning to read |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross's Tan
Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend (guest star Jennifer Coolidge) with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Proposal
Six young adults try to make lives for themselves in Manhattan. Episode information to be announced |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
Episode: Military Week
A Marine staff sergeant hopes to win money so she can travel to Rwanda and see the gorillas before they become extinct |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (guest star Jennifer Taylor) arrives |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Arguments for a Quickie
Charlie's former girlfriend (guest star Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
The final 12 dancers are revealed as two more performers are eliminated |
| 9:00 PM | Glee
Episode: Ballad
Mr. Schuester has glee club split up into pairs to sing their favorite ballads; Will winds up in a sticky situation when he is forced to step in for a sick student; Finn has dinner with Quinn's parents |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Baby Not on Board
When Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, the Griffins go on a road trip to the Grand Canyon, but one of their own gets left behind |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Gone Maggie Gone
After nuns at a convent take Maggie in, Lisa comes up with a plan to rescue her |
