| Wednesday, May 28, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Annoying Kid
Ray finds himself at war with his new best friends' son. Cheryl Hines guest stars |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: And the Wiener Is...
Peter joins a gun club after feeling emasculated by Chris' physical endowment. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Fairuza Balk, Patrick Duffy and Debra Wilson |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: Will & Grace & Vince & Nadine
Will and Grace decide to invite Vince and Nadine (guest star Kristin Davis) over, but they quickly learn that, despite similarities in friendship, they are polar opposites |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Manchild in Vanessa Land
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: Study Buddy
Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less-than-stellar results |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: The Relapse
Donna finds comfort in Eric's arms after her mother leaves, and Eric's convinced they're back together, until Jackie explains the concept of ``ex-sex''; Fez and Kelso go shopping for older women at the grocery store |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: I Heart NY
Carrie learns Mr. Big is leaving town; Samantha is suspicious of Richard's lunch dates; Charlotte fears dating again |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The United Front
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: SerPunt
Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Malcolm Holds His Tongue
The coach kicks Malcolm off the basketball team because of his incessant complaining; Francis takes up nude modelling |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Five Orange Pips |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for repayment for personal loans |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman sues her sister for multiple unpaid loans |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman accuses an acquaintance of vandalism |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: Home Sweet Homeschool
Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Cafe
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George (Jason Alexander) regrets agreeing to an IQ test |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) is reunited with her former singing partner (guest star E.G. Daily); Chandler (Matthew Perry) dates a woman (guest star Sherilyn Fenn) with a prosthetic limb |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
Angst-ridden Joey confesses his feelings for Rachel; Monica finds a soulmate in Phoebe's new boyfriend |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
A woman seeks a refund for an unfinished addition to her house; a woman sues a pawnshop owner over damages to her son's motor scooter |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
Newlyweds sue their wedding coordinator, claiming their big day was a disappointment |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | Maury |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (guest star Sara Rue) |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Dancers try to impress at more auditions in Dallas, Charleston, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Perfectly You
Episode: Flexibility/Shaping Your Body |
| 11:30 PM | Family Guy
Episode: PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home |
