| Monday, November 30, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives
Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Whac-A-Mole
House challenges his co-workers to correctly diagnose the ailment of an 18-year-old heart-attack patient (guest star Patrick Fugit) |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: What Would We Do Without You?
One of the housewives has a health scare involving a potentially fatal condition; wedding plans preoccupy the residents of Wisteria Lane |
| 03:00 AM | Treasure Planet
Animated. Young Jim Hawkins competes with a band of pirates while searching for treasure in outer space |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Krelboyne Picnic
Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) has a showdown with the other mothers at a Krelboyne picnic, while Reese (Justin Berfield) preys upon Malcolm's (Frankie Muniz) gifted classmates |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Perfect Gentleman; The Best Painter Ever; Best Day for Denys
Bananas goes on a date; Michael Antelope paints the Sistine Chapel; Denys has a bad day |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his friends for an unpaid loan |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Home Study
Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker (guest star Maria Pitillo); Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross's Library Book
Rachel and Phoebe (Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow) bond with Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) date (guest star Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Women fight over a rapper; two women sleep with the same man; a man sleeps with his best friend's woman |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve tries to help a family sort out accusations of child abuse |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A probation officer with two children hopes to win money to buy a home |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (guest star Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Wilson
An old friend and former patient of Wilson's experiences paralysis in his right arm; Cuddy continues her search for real estate |
| 9:01 PM | Lie to Me
Episode: Fold Equity
Lightman, Foster and Reynolds head to Las Vegas to search for a missing World Series of Poker finalist; Loker and Torres get closer to each other while analyzing Loker's new relationship |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Bart the General
Bart's grandfather comes to his aid after he is beaten up by a bully. Voices by Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith |
