| Monday, September 13, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Meet the Quagmires
Death allows Peter to go back in time for a night so he can sow his wild oats |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Que Sera Sera
After being found in a coma at his apartment, a 600-pound man is admitted to the hospital; House spends the night in jail after being arrested for a number of violations |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: Goodbye for Now
Susan makes a decision about Mike Delfino; Lynette tries to make sure that Annabel does not come between her and Tom; Bree comes to a realization about George the pharmacist (Roger Bart) |
| 03:00 AM | Styx
An expert safecracker comes out of retirement in order to team with a career criminal |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Maid
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (guest star Angela Featherstone); George (Jason Alexander) ponders a nickname; Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has to get the new area code |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Peter's Visit; The First Skis Ever; Stage Fright
Sally has an imaginary friend; a little brother invents skis; Denis has to give a speech |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
A woman's younger boyfriend stomps on her car; a couple's friend moves in, then leaves them high and dry |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Party-house roommates wake up to a bill from their landlord; a young waitress tries to buy a car, but is left with no money and no vehicle |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Mugging
Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Jerome Smart
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 6:30 PM | Paid Program |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Madame and Her Special Friend
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Help Me
The team heads outside the hospital to help provide medical attention at the scene of an emergency |
| 9:00 PM | Lie to Me
Episode: Black and White
When a journalist friend of Cal Lightman is murdered, the investigation tests his relationship with the FBI; Emily's interest in dating makes Cal uncomfortable |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
Marge decries a movement that favors a school-tax exemption for Springfield's childless residents |
