| Tuesday, November 17, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Faux Pas
Ray is surprised when his family members are upset about a comment he made when he was just trying to be funny |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: DaBoom
Peter and his family take cover in the basement on New Year's Eve and emerge to find a different world. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green and Alex Borstein. Guest stars: Patrick Duffy and Victoria Principal |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Boyfriend, Part I
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus); George (Jason Alexander) schemes to extend his unemployment benefits |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Retired NBA player Dennis Rodman sues his former personal assistant for stolen money |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Dine and Dash
Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) invites the gang out to dinner and then abandons them before the bill comes. With Topher Grace and Laura Prepon |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Love Thy Nephew
A litigious neighbor (guest star Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, and this leads to all-night standoff |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Now You Got It
Bernie frets that he'll catch a debilitating bug from one of the pint-sized revelers at Bryana's birthday party, and sure enough, there's an outbreak at the party |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: 24 Hour Propane People
Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Graduation
Malcolm works on his valedictory speech; Hal sees a loan shark; Reese tries to become a janitor; Louis has lofty expectations for Malcolm; Grandma Ida returns |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Big Dare; Oliver's Sandwich; Pig Will Won't
Ghosts; butler; Pig Will turns into Pig Won't |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Judge Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in a court atmosphere. Segment information to be announced |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Ross Is Fine
Ross drinks too much wine while dining with Rachel, Joey and Charlie; Frank Jr. (guest star Giovanni Ribisi) cannot cope with his precocious triplets and pays Phoebe a visit |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Ring
Chandler (Matthew Perry) asks Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) to help him shop for a special ring; Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) encourages Paul (guest star Bruce Willis) to open up |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
Episode: Military Week
A Marine sergeant hopes to win money so he can travel around Europe with his girlfriend |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: I'd Like to Start With the Cat
A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
The 14 remaining dancers perform |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: I Dream of Jesus
When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and wants everyone to know he is friends with Jesus |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: No Loan Again, Naturally
When Homer and Marge's adjustable-rate mortgage skyrockets, they have to put their house up for sale |
