| Monday, February 13, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Ping Pong
Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win |
| 12:30 AM | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode: The Gang Gets Held Hostage
The McPoyle brothers and sister Margaret take the gang hostage at Paddy's |
| 01:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: A Legal Matter
Kelso convinces the guys to help him break into the police academy's office; Fez prepares for his INS test |
| 01:30 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: I Can See for Miles
Kelso takes Brooke to the hospital on his bike after Eric and Donna inadvertently rolled his car off a cliff; Jackie decorates Hyde's room |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Judy
A slot-machine jackpot winner is accused of tampering with the game; divorced parents fight over a used car |
| 02:30 AM | Judge Judy
A brutal assault between a man's ex-wife and new wife is disputed |
| 03:00 AM | Chicken Run
Animated. A dashing rooster and the hen he loves lead an escape from a farm in 1950s England |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | DragonFlyTV
Sailboat speed; hot-air ballooning; testing data gathered using model sailboats; using pneumatics to right an overturned truck |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Suffering Joints?
The answer for joint pain in a delicious drink |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Greg Mathis, a district court judge from Detroit, dispenses rulings in small-claims cases |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Zazzy Substitution
When Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship, the guys become concerned |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Can You Feel My Finger?
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Leonard inadvertently steals away the new woman Wolowitz thinks is the love of his life |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Chase
As Chase treats Moira (Julie Mond), a cloistered nun who is on the verge of making life-altering vows, they form a connection that causes Moira to question her faith; Taub and House take part in a series of pranks |
| 9:00 PM | Alcatraz
Episode: Paxton Petty
The team uses methods of the past to track former inmate Paxton Petty, who has returned to plant bombs in populated areas of San Francisco |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?
After Bart nurses an injured bird back to health, Homer enters it in a race |
| 11:30 PM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
