| Friday, November 13, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Boys' Therapy
The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents. Guest voices: Jennifer Tilly and members of KISS |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Mango
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begs Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for medical bills, pain and suffering and property damage |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Donna's Panties
Eric (Topher Grace) pulls down Donna's (Laura Prepon) pants during a basketball game with the guys, revealing her granny panties |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: For a Few Dollars More
Bernie bribes kids to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party slated for the same day |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Bernie's Angels
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Bwah My Nose
During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Cattle Court
Reese tries to impress a cute vegetarian (guest star Tara Lipinski) he meets at work; Malcolm tries to fool Lois and sneak off to a rock concert |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Newspaper Mom; Cucumber in Rio; Donut Raffle
Huckle delivers newspapers; a costume thief; Mr. Frumble wins 100 doughnuts |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A mother sues her four teenaged sons for emotional distress, claiming they are bringing guns and drugs into her home |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Muppets Week
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One in Barbados
The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; Rachel harbors steamy thoughts about Joey; David (guest star Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe. Paul Rudd and Aisha Tyler also guest star |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross (David Schwimmer) recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (guest star Bruce Willis) |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A funeral director hopes to win money to build his own funeral home and fly to Hawaii to get married |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Thank God for Scoliosis
A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life upends when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in with him. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Locked In
A man (guest star Mos Def) awakens in a New York hospital after a bicycle accident, unable to move or communicate; House, injured and occupying the next hospital bed, insists he knows what the man is suffering from and has him transferred to Princeton Plainsboro |
| 9:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Cinderella in the Cardboard
A flattened body is discovered in a bale of compressed cardboard; Booth and Brennan get suspicious when they see Sweets' girlfriend with another man |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Long John Peter
After terrorizing the neighbors with his new pet parrot, Peter accidentally kills his beloved bird; Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for an intern |
| 11:30 PM | Mountaineer Magazine
West Virginia University intercollegiate sports; interviews and stories with coaches and athletes |
