| Monday, May 27, 2013 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Baggage Ray and Debra engage in a battle of wills over who is responsible for putting a suitcase away |
| 12:30 AM | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode: The Great Recession Mac and Dennis try to keep the bar afloat in the tough economic times; Frank starts a family business with Dee; newly poor people gather outside the bar |
| 01:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Donna's Panties Eric (Topher Grace) pulls down Donna's (Laura Prepon) pants during a basketball game with the guys, revealing her granny panties |
| 01:30 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Who Wants It More? Donna and Eric freeze each other out after getting into a fight about a school project on the Cold War |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Judy Slashed tires result when feuding neighbors use adjacent parking spaces; ex-lovers fight over an unpaid loan |
| 02:30 AM | Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time A prince and princess confront dark forces as they attempt to safeguard an ancient dagger that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | DragonFlyTV Episode: Earth Explorations Slickrock mountain biking in Moab, Utah; sinkholes in Southern Minnesota |
| 08:30 AM | omg! Insider Summer movies; actor Brad Pitt |
| 09:00 AM | 24 Ladders in 1 Little Giant Ladder system is a revolutionary adjustable unit that can transform into 24 different ladders |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | The Trisha Goddard Show Episode: Life-Changing Results ... I'm Back for My 4th DNA Test FonShe and Angelo return to the show -- this time to get her baby's paternity tested; Champ is back to learn the results of two more DNA tests |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis A couple say the defendant jumped onto their moving vehicle like he was Superman; he blames the illegal drugs he was taking the night of the incident |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown A mother seeks a refund for a lemon her teen daughter bought; a landlord and former tenants feud over a breach of lease and an on-site injury |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown A couple with a history of violence become their landlords' worst nightmare; a pit bull named Killa nearly lives up to his name |
| 2:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 3:00 PM | Maury Maury addresses sensitive and private topics |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 5:30 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Killer Robot Instability When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting-robot competition |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Camel Filters and Pheremones The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Engagement Reaction Howard's mom winds up in the hospital after hearing news of her son's engagement to Bernadette |
| 8:00 PM | Raising Hope Episode: Candy Wars Jimmy tries to win a candy-selling contest so Hope can ride on a float in the Thanksgiving Day parade |
| 8:30 PM | The Goodwin Games Episode: Welcome Home, Goodwins When Chloe tries to make amends with April, it becomes clear she may have bigger problems in returning to Granby; Jimmy realizes Granby is too small for him to get away with committing crimes; Henry learns Lucinda has a boyfriend |
| 9:00 PM | New Girl Episode: Menzies While Jess searches for a job, the guys fear women's issues are affecting her well-being; Schmidt begins a relationship with his boss; Nick finds wisdom in a strange place |
| 9:30 PM | The Mindy Project Episode: Bunk Bed Mindy tries to build a bunk bed when her goddaughter demands one for their sleepover; Shauna and Betsy try to find out who has been stealing magazines and find unexpected items in the process |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons Episode: Postcards From the Wedge Homer and Marge have a parent-teacher conference with Principal Skinner after Bart fails to turn in his homework |
| 11:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Fun With Debra Tidightly wound Debra decides to join Ray on a golf outing in order to recover their former fun-loving relationship |