| Saturday, November 28, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Who's Handsome
Ray (Ray Romano) feels insecure and jealous when Debra (Patricia Heaton) compliments Robert (Brad Garrett) on his physical attractiveness |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Wasted Talent
Peter and his buddies go on a drinking binge; Lois pressures a promising piano student. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Hamptons
George (Jason Alexander) fears Jerry's girlfriend (Melanie Smith) will give his girlfriend (Melora Walters) an inaccurate description after she sees him naked |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues a former friend for defamation and emotional distress |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Thank You
Eric turns into a turkey when his math teacher dines with the Formans on Thanksgiving Day. Tom Poston and Betty White guest star |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Fun
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The King and I
Bernie tries to show the children who is the king of the castle after he realizes everything he says to them goes through Vanessa first |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Hank Gets Dusted
Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's House Calls
Gutters; hanging things on walls; adding columns |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry |
| 07:30 AM | OmniReliant Dual Saw
OmniReliant Holdings teams up with Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan to bring you the Dual Saw |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Judy
A disgruntled customer accuses restaurant employees of vandalism; a woman refuses to pay for damages from a rock-throwing incident |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Gale Sayers
Football Hall of Famer Gale Sayers discusses his career |
| 1:00 PM | Almost Famous
An aspiring teenage rock journalist gets his big break when he follows an up-and-coming band on its tour |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Eric's Stash
Eric (Topher Grace) accuses Hyde (Danny Masterson) of stealing his cache of money; Kelso and Fez (Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama) help Jackie (Mila Kunis) prepare for a beauty pageant. Bob Eubanks guest stars |
| 4:00 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Kitty and Eric's Night Out
Eric (Topher Grace) grows flustered while watching an R-rated ``Annie Hall'' with his mother (Debra Jo Rupp); Jackie (Mila Kunis) is jealous of Fez's (Wilmer Valderrama) girlfriend |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The Last One
The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The Last One
The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 5:30 PM | Paid Program |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Needle in a Haystack
A 16-year-old patient has internal bleeding, but his Gypsy parents arrive and refuse all modern medical treatment |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (guest star Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: City of Great Racks
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
A domestic-violence situation heats up when the suspect clashes with officers; officers try to save a drowning child |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: 750th Episode Milestone
Officers catch suspects siphoning gas and snorting cocaine in Hillsborough County, Fla |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Host John Walsh enlists viewer assistance in tracking and capturing fugitives. Episode information to be announced |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Commentary and interviews |
