| Saturday, February 11, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Apartment
Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Inappropriate Sister
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) helps the Salvation Army and learns some truths about New Yorkers; Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) gets a date |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: How I Hate Your Mother
Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Class Picture
All reminisce about meeting one another for the first time, as they prepare to get their class pictures taken |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Sweet Charity
Christine must decide if she should spend some newfound money on herself or donate it to charity |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The Last One
The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: The Order of the Straight Arrow
Hank gets in trouble with the police and environmentalists when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's HouseCalls
Master fix-it mogul Ron Hazelton takes to the road |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Victoria Principal's RECLAIM With Argireline
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| 07:00 AM | Live Life and Win!
Inspirational teen success stories |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Suffering Joints?
The answer for joint pain in a delicious drink |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 12:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Ryne Sandberg
Former National League MVP Ryne Sandberg discusses his career |
| 1:00 PM | Valentine
A killer seeks bloody revenge against four women who played a humiliating joke on him many years earlier |
| 3:00 PM | House
Episode: Birthmarks
After receiving word that his father has passed away, House is coerced into attending the funeral; the team tries to diagnose the illness of a woman who was in China searching for her birth mother |
| 4:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Male Nanny
Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr.). Hank Azaria and Paul Rudd also guest star |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song
Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby |
| 5:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Roommate Transmogrification
Bernadette gets her Ph.D., inspiring the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate; Raj becomes Sheldon's roommate |
| 5:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: Pilot
Leonard is happy to meet new neighbor Penny, but his roommate thinks he is chasing an impossible dream |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Wildebeest Implementation
Raj tries to cure his social anxiety; Penny spies on Leonard and his girlfriend through Bernadette |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Engagement Reaction
Howard's mom winds up in the hospital after hearing news of her son's engagement to Bernadette |
| 8:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: Crimes of Passion Special Edition
Officers track a fugitive from Pennsylvania who is accused of shooting and killing his wife while in a jealous rage |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Alcatraz
Episode: Cal Sweeney
When a notorious robber (Eric Johnson) returns from the past, Rebecca must extricate him from a hostage-filled bank before his identity is discovered |
