| Wednesday, November 11, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Not So Fast
Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank love their living situation |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian in Love
Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voice: Sam Waterston |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Opposite
George (Jason Alexander) learns the secret of success; Kramer (Michael Richards) appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.'' With Kathie Lee Gifford, Regis Philbin |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her daughter's boyfriend for emotional distress |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Kiss of Death
When Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kisses Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) good-bye, Jackie (Mila Kunis) catches them in the act; Eric (Topher Grace) accidentally hits Donna's (Laura Prepon) cat |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: The Other Sister
Bernie's sister (guest star Niecy Nash) wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Never As Bad As the First Time
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis ...
Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Bomb Shelter
Malcolm joins a dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he will need a partner who can step it up |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Grand Hotel; Couscous up the Nile; Cat Family Ski Trip
Father Cat sprains his ankle; Couscous sends Pepe back to jail; a ski trip |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
One woman sues another for filing a false restraining order |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Muppets Week
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Donor
Monica and Chandler interview prospective sperm donors. Hank Azaria and Aisha Tyler guest star |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Joey's Fridge
Monica and Phoebe (Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow) compete to see who can find the best date for Rachel (Jennifer Aniston); Joey (Matt LeBlanc) schemes for a new refrigerator |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A stay-at-home mom hopes to win money to take her family on a trip to New Zealand |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: My Tongue Is Meat
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Two of the final 16 dancers are sent home |
| 9:00 PM | Glee
Episode: Wheels
Will encourages the members of glee club to perform in wheelchairs in support of Artie; Kurt and Rachel compete for a big solo |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Bango was His Name-O
Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: The Burns and the Bees
Lisa fights to save Springfield's bee population when Mr. Burns' plans for a new sports arena endangers them |
