| Friday, November 27, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Debra's Sick
Ray (Ray Romano) is forced to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra (Patricia Heaton) and the children fall ill. Terry Bradshaw appears as himself |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: The Story on Page 1
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Adam West, Luke Perry and Nicole Sullivan |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Little Kicks
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) discovers a hidden talent when Kramer (Michael Richards) gets him to perform an illegal activity; George (Jason Alexander) acts like a rebel |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault and the cost of a trip |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Thanksgiving
Laurie (guest star Lisa Robin Kelly) brings a college friend (guest star Jenny Maguire) home for Thanksgiving, who then causes trouble by trying to seduce Eric (Topher Grace). With Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Thanksgiving
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Wanda's Week Off
Warmed by a sense of motherhood, Wanda drops hints to Bernie about having a baby |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
Hank and the boys join a lawn mower focus group, which is disrupted by a minister and a car salesman. Guest voices: Billy Bob Thornton and Dwight Yoakam |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Francis Escapes
After his phone privileges are taken away, a lovesick Francis (Christopher Kennedy Masterson) leaves military school to see his girlfriend, Bebe. With Jane Kaczmarek and Frankie Muniz |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Best Amusement Park Ever; First Bridge; Say Cheese, Please!
Mr. Sheepdog may close his amusement park; inventiveness; family portraits |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for veterinarian bills |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman accuses her ex-boyfriend of physical abuse and sues him for emotional distress |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross's Grant
Ross interviews for a coveted paleontology grant with a Nobel Prize-winning scientist (guest star Greg Kinnear) who happens to be Charlie's (guest star Aisha Tyler) jealous ex-boyfriend |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Nap Partners
Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) makes Chandler (Matthew Perry) apologize to an old girlfriend (guest star Stacy Galina) for leaving her because she was fat |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Guests learn the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A husband cheats with a relative's lesbian lover; cousins face off over a man; a woman who met her man when they were both in jail finds out that he has been sleeping with her sister |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A man abuses his girlfriend until she agrees to prostitute herself for his financial gain |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A personal trainer hopes to win money to open his own gym |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (guest star Chris O'Donnell) |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother |
| 8:00 PM | Ice Age: The Meltdown
Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian the Bachelor
When ``The Bachelorette'' comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne |
| 11:30 PM | Mountaineer Magazine
West Virginia University intercollegiate sports; interviews and stories with coaches and athletes |
