| Wednesday, November 11, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Not So Fast Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank love their living situation |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy Episode: Brian in Love Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voice: Sam Waterston |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld Episode: The Opposite George (Jason Alexander) learns the secret of success; Kramer (Michael Richards) appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.'' With Kathie Lee Gifford, Regis Philbin |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro A woman sues her daughter's boyfriend for emotional distress |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: Kiss of Death When Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kisses Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) good-bye, Jackie (Mila Kunis) catches them in the act; Eric (Topher Grace) accidentally hits Donna's (Laura Prepon) cat |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show Episode: The Other Sister Bernie's sister (guest star Niecy Nash) wants to help raise her niece and nephew but squabbles with her brother over parenting methods |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show Episode: Never As Bad As the First Time Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis ... Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle Episode: Bomb Shelter Malcolm joins a dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he will need a partner who can step it up |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry Episode: Grand Hotel; Couscous up the Nile; Cat Family Ski Trip Father Cat sprains his ankle; Couscous sends Pepe back to jail; a ski trip |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro Judge Jeanine Pirro hears real cases |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis One woman sues another for filing a false restraining order |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Episode: Muppets Week Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Donor Monica and Chandler interview prospective sperm donors. Hank Azaria and Aisha Tyler guest star |
| 2:30 PM | Friends Episode: The One With Joey's Fridge Monica and Phoebe (Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow) compete to see who can find the best date for Rachel (Jennifer Aniston); Joey (Matt LeBlanc) schemes for a new refrigerator |
| 3:00 PM | Maury |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal A stay-at-home mom hopes to win money to take her family on a trip to New Zealand |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Pinocchio's Mouth Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: My Tongue Is Meat When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance Two of the final 16 dancers are sent home |
| 9:00 PM | Glee Episode: Wheels Will encourages the members of glee club to perform in wheelchairs in support of Artie; Kurt and Rachel compete for a big solo |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy Episode: Bango was His Name-O Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons Episode: The Burns and the Bees Lisa fights to save Springfield's bee population when Mr. Burns' plans for a new sports arena endangers them |