| Wednesday, March 24, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives
Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Boyfriend, Part II
Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus); George (Jason Alexander) schemes to extend his unemployment benefits |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman says her daughter is in serious credit-card debt due to her shopping compulsion |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Mother's Little Helper
Fez becomes interested in a hot new client at the salon, but he faces some stiff competition from Kelso. Guest star Lindsay Lohan |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (guest star Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Watching the Baby
Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so exhausted Lois can get some sleep; Hal travels to the Lucky Aid to get diapers, leaving the boys in charge |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Good Hill Hunting
The fathers decide to take their sons deer hunting; Hank tries to teach Bobby how to drive. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: The Accident; Good Luck in Rome; The Missing Bananas
Auto pileup; lucky coin; Banana's bananas |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues a former friend for defamation and emotional distress |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-fiance for the cost of a car |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Jellyfish
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) is shocked to find out Phoebe Sr. (guest star Teri Garr) is her birth mother; Ross (David Schwimmer) must make a big decision |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Butt
An agent (guest star June Gable) offers Joey (Matt LeBlanc) a movie role as Al Pacino's naked body double. With Courteney Cox |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Guests learn the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A woman accuses her ex-husband of molesting her daughter |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
An elementary school teacher hopes to win $500,000 to travel to England and stay in a castle |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A woman who loves to shop hopes to win $500,000 to take her whole family on a cruise |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Just Like Buffalo
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place |
| 8:00 PM | Human Target
Episode: Corner Man
Chance must protect a prize fighter being targeted by a ruthless businessman |
| 9:00 PM | American Idol
One contestant is eliminated |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie |
