| Thursday, May 30, 2013 |
| 12:00 AM | Baggage
Natasha may drink two bottles of wine before bed, may have at least two boyfriends all of the time, or may plan to move out of the country in two weeks |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:30 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 02:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Rachel worries about a kiss she gives to a job interviewer (Steve Ireland); Monica observes Phoebe's romantic bliss; Joey is arrested for stalking a sexy neighbor |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
Matthew tells Richard that Christine is on her fifth date with a new beau |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Punk Chick
Hyde meets a punk rocker who wants him to go to New York with her; Kitty helps Jackie bake a pie for class |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: A Decent Proposal
Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With George Stephanopoulos
While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Yankee Hankie
Hank discovers that his mother gave birth to him at Yankee Stadium while Cotton was on a mission to assassinate Castro |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Think Big
Episode: Bells and Whistles
A new sound for a smoke alarm; an all-in-one card; making a piggy-bank |
| 08:30 AM | omg! Insider
Actress Melissa Joan Hart |
| 09:00 AM | Dutch Miller Auto Show |
| 09:30 AM | Arthritis pain?
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| 10:00 AM | The Trisha Goddard Show
Episode: You Ran Away While You Were Pregnant ... Is That My Baby?
Men who think their girlfriends cheated on them demand paternity tests |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A man says his ex-wife is a violent drug-addict and sues her for child support; she says he threw her down the stairs and threatened her with a gun |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
A woman regrets taking in her adult son when he had nowhere else to go; a former business partner seeks her half of the cost of a business license and property |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
A pit bull slaughters some show pigs, costing its owner nearly $2,000 |
| 2:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Episode: Intense Reactions After Results
His girlfriend's lie-detector results may push a repeat guest over the edge; a man who has sex with other men for money erupts when he finds out his wife is cheating on him with his brother |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Episode: The Proof Is on Video ... Stop Denying You're a Cheater!
Ashley says she found a pair of her cousin's panties in her man's gym bag, and she found secret pictures of them together; Brandy collects evidence that her man cheats |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Episode: Lesbian Hot Tub Party
Jerry has a hot tub set up on stage for two young lesbians who met over the summer; a man and his girlfriend confront his one-night stand; a lesbian confronts a romantic rival |
| 5:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 5:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Maternal Capacitance
Leonard and Penny are drawn together after a disastrous visit from Leonard's mother (Christine Baranski) |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Pie Hole, Herb
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Infestation Hypothesis
Amy is caught in the middle when Penny and Sheldon get into an argument over a pre-owned chair; Leonard tries to make his long-distance relationship more exciting |
| 8:00 PM | Hell's Kitchen
Episode: 7 Chefs Compete
Ramsay tests the chefs' palates with a blind taste test; Ramsay presents an unexpected challenge in order to determine who gets immunnity |
| 9:00 PM | Does Someone Have to Go?
Episode: VMS, Part 2
Three employees from Velocity Merchant Services in Downers Grove, Ill., state their cases as to why they should not be fired from the company |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Stealing First Base
Bart and his classmate, Nikki (Sarah Silverman), develop a flirtatious rapport; first lady Michelle Obama (Angela Bassett) comes to Lisa's defense when she is ostracized for being an overachiever |
| 11:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Liars
Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception |
