| Wednesday, November 25, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: In-Laws
Ray (Ray Romano) begs his parents (Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle) to be nice when his in-laws (guest stars Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) come to town for a visit |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Road to Rhode Island
After Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house, Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke. Voice of Seth MacFarlane. Guest voice: Sam Waterston |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Marine Biologist
George (Jason Alexander) poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen). With Jerry Seinfeld |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for an unpaid loan |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Laurie Moves Out
When Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) gets a place of her own, Red (Kurtwood Smith) finds fault with her less-than-chaste living arrangements |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Droobie or Not Droobie
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (guest star David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Starting School
Bernie is overwhelmed by the task of getting the children ready for their first day of school -- Jordan pretends to be sick, Vanessa refuses to come out of the bathroom, and Bryana wants to have her hair braided |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Blood and Sauce
Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Sleepover
When Malcolm and Stevie (Frankie Muniz, guest star Craig Lamar Traylor) sneak out to an arcade at night, Stevie's wheelchair is stolen |
| 06:30 AM | Debt Cures 2
Learn NEW info on changes in credit card laws and get ``Free Money'' book for free! |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Inventor of the Year; Macaroni Polo; Lone Wolf at the Lighthouse
Inventor Huckle; Macaroni visits Kublai Khan; Huckle and Lowly are beached at a lighthouse |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for unpaid loans, cell-phone bills and interest |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A man sues his former friend for the cost of a puppy and defamation |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Other Sister
Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (guest star Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Rachel's Assistant
Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) considers hiring an inexperienced but handsome man (guest star Eddie Cahill) over a better qualified woman as her executive assistant |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Mothers want men who deny being fathers to take paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Contestants get a chance to win money |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A math teacher hopes to win money to buy a home with a backyard for his children to play in |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: A Pot-Smoking Money
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Shakira performs; two more dancers are eliminated as the 10 finalists are revealed |
| 9:00 PM | Glee
Episode: Hairography
Glee club checks out the hair-raising competition; Kurt gives Rachel a makeover |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Does Hollywood
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Four Great Women and a Manicure
Lisa and Marge engage in a spirited debate at the nail salon |
