| Thursday, May 22, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The First Time
Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex. Charles Durning guest stars |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Does Hollywood
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: One Gay at a Time
As she attempts to steal doughnuts at an AA meeting, Grace has a surprise reunion with Val (guest star Molly Shannon); Will and Jack attend a gay television focus group meeting |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Who Gives This Bride
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: The Proposal
A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Eric's Depression
Eric locks himself in his bedroom for days after his breakup with Donna, ignoring the pleas of his parents; Kelso gets lost at Funland |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: All That Glitters
Carrie wants to maintain her lifestyle; Samantha resists acknowledging her feelings for Richard; Charlotte and Trey grow apart |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Mac Local 137
The kids go on strike for wages after Bernie tries to make them clean up their mess, so he hires neighborhood kids as scabs |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: The Powder Puff Boys
Bobby is asked to be a cheerleader for the school's annual powder-puff football game; Peggy volunteers with the PTA |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Family Reunion
The family attends a birthday party for Hal's father (guest star Christopher Lloyd); the children rally around Lois, who is forced to wear a name tag at the family function |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Crime Machine
Holmes, Watson and Lestrade discover a makeshift lab where Fenwick is turning ordinary citizens into criminals |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
A man sues his sister for unpaid parking tickets |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman sues her former best friend for the value of disc-jockey equipment |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Friends sue each other over songs not being written for a play |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: George Says I Do... More in This Marriage
George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Note
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) persuades a dentist (Ralph Bruneau) to prescribe an expensive massage for medical reasons. With Jason Alexander |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Rachel Quits
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) tries to help Joey (Matt LeBlanc) when he gets a job selling Christmas trees; Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) makes a rash decision |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel and Joey might become more than friends; Chandler sets Mrs. Pac-Man record; Ross breaks land-speed records |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
A woman sues her sister's ex-girlfriend for unreturned DVDs; a dispute over car payments |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
A salon owner sues a hairstylist for unpaid rent; a woman sues a grandmother for car damages |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A woman sleeps with her cousin's boyfriend; a man impregnates his neighbor; a woman sleeps with her sister's boyfriend |
| 5:00 PM | Maury
Women say their men are controlling and abusive |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Something Salted and Twisted
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother |
| 8:00 PM | So You Think You Can Dance
Dancers try to impress the judges with their moves at auditions in Dallas, Charleston, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Model Misbehavior
Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: See Homer Run
Homer's reaction to Lisa's Father's Day book causes her to develop a disappointment disorder |
