| Thursday, November 12, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: P.T. & A
Ray is elected to tell Debra that members of the PTA have problems with the way she dresses |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Peter receives sensitivity training at a women's retreat after he tells some tasteless jokes at work. Guest voices: Candice Bergen, Faith Ford, Jennifer Tilly and Phil LaMarr |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Frogger
Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) wolfs down Peterman's (guest star John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer (Michael Richards) calls in ``the guys'' for George (Jason Alexander) |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues for a cell phone and emotional distress |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Red Fired Up
Red (Kurtwood Smith) is forced to fire an old friend; Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) decides to give his relationship with Laurie (Lisa Robin Kelly) another chance |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Meet the Grandparents
Wanda's parents (guest stars Steven Williams and Janet Hubert) take over the household while visiting |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Growing Pains
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Master of Puppets
When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Stevie in the Hospital
Malcolm cannot face the truth about Stevie's illness; Lois thinks she is losing her mind |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Lowly Breaks a Leg; Cucumber in Machu Picchu; Penelope Parakeet
Lowly breaks his leg; golden rings are stolen; Huckle and Lowly pet-sit |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
A celebrity sparks the Insider Argument |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for assault and the cost of a trip |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A man sues his younger brother, who he fears is addicted to heroin, for unpaid rent and a loan |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Muppets Week
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One in Barbados
The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; Rachel harbors steamy thoughts about Joey; David (guest star Hank Azaria) prepares to propose to Phoebe. Paul Rudd and Aisha Tyler also guest star |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Chandler (Matthew Perry) jeopardizes Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) chances for an acting job when he forgets to take down a message |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Hidden cameras catch cheaters in the act |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A man cheats with a mother of two; a woman cheats on her husband with her best friend; a woman fights to keep her fiance from leaving her; a lesbian love triangle |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Six women are accused of brutally beating a woman at a local bar; a 16-year-old finally meets her father |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
An environmental planner and engineer wants to open her own eco-friendly bed and breakfast |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A talented dancer hopes to win money to open his own auction business and buy a condominium |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Dwarf in the Dirt
Booth must get re-certified for FBI marksmanship, but he is not the accurate shot he was before undergoing brain surgery; Brennan and Booth investigate the death of a little person who was a former wrestling star |
| 9:00 PM | Fringe
Episode: Of Human Action
When a kidnapping rapidly escalates into a hostage situation, authorities close in on the suspects only to discovery that an unknowable force has mind-blowing consequences; Fringe Division identifies a link between the kidnapping and Massive Dynamic |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Lisa the Drama Queen
A creative new friend named Juliet (guest star Emily Blunt) helps Lisa create a fantasy world |
