| Wednesday, February 08, 2012 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Halloween Candy
Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped ``chocolate coins.'' |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With All the Kissing
Monica and Chandler (Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry) are caught in a passionate embrace but try to prove it was innocent |
| 01:30 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:00 AM | Swift Justice With Jackie Glass
Judge Glass serves as judge and jury in real-life disputes |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
Relief at meeting another working mother at her son's school vanishes when Christine learns where the woman actually works |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: An Eric Forman Christmas
When Eric directs the Christmas pageant, he casts all of his friends over Pastor Dave's objections; Red loses sleep over Bob's light display |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: A Whale of a Tale
Christine gets an unexpected reaction when she tells her therapist she is in love with him |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Joey Speaks French
Monica and Chandler show Erica (Anna Faris) the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character; Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hank's plan to build a tricked-out barbecue grill for an upcoming Strickland event |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Career Day
Provides teens with information on possible careers |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Slash Your Heating Bills!
Are you paying hundreds of dollars each month on your heating bills? Tune in now to learn how to save BIG $$$ |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Maury
Episode: I Betrayed My Sister ... I'm Sleeping With Her Man!
A woman reveals she has been cheating with her sister's boyfriend; a man cheats with his girlfriend's best friend |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
The plaintiff says she was attacked after she gave birth; her ex says that he has not seen the child in nine months and that the plaintiff has refused to show up for their custody hearing |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
Barrister adjudicates lively disputes |
| 2:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 2:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Episode: I Have 17 Kids ... But I'll Prove Your Baby Isn't Mine!
A woman has two brothers tested to see if either of them is the father of her baby; a guest's mother insists he is not a teen's baby's daddy; a man and his ``secret girlfriend'' say he is not the father of another woman's child |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Confrontations develop over personal conflicts |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Steve Wilkos doles out his own version of justice and sticks up for those in need of help |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Lunar Excitation
Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear) |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Euclid Alternative
Leonard and his friends stage an intervention to force Sheldon to face his fear of driving |
| 8:00 PM | American Idol
Episode: Hollywood Round, Part 1
Vocalists compete for a spot in the semifinals |
| 9:00 PM | Mobbed
Episode: A Father Lost for 37 Years
Howie and choreographers stage a dance audition for a 37-year-old man who will do anything for a chance to meet his father |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Elementary School Musical
Marge sends Lisa to a performing arts camp, where counselors and fellow campers inspire her to embrace her creative side; upon returning to Springfield, Lisa grows restless with her boring suburban lifestyle |
| 11:30 PM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
