| Monday, November 09, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian Sings and Swings
A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Cane & Able
House denies his physical pain; a child comes to the hospital with rectal bleeding and proclamations of being tortured by aliens |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: The Juiciest Bites
Memorable moments from the show |
| 03:00 AM | Gone in Sixty Seconds
A former thief must agree to steal 50 cars in one night to save his brother from being killed by a vehicle smuggler |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Lois Strikes Back
Lois comes to the rescue when four popular high-school girls play a prank on Reese |
| 06:30 AM | The Art of Making Money by Russ Dalbey
For over 15 years there has been a little known secret that has made his students millions of dollars - it's called Winning in the Cash Flow Business. During the next half hour you'll learn this secret and the art of making as much money as you wish |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Biggest Storm Ever; Cucumber in Rockies; Sally's First Day at Kinderga
A big storm approaches Busytown; Cucumber and Pickles chase a runaway supply car; Sally begins kindergarten |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Insider Argument; The worst celebrity of the day is revealed |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her husband's friend for gas money and an unpaid loan |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-husband for unreturned property |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: Muppets Week
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Soap Opera Party
Joey reluctantly invites the gang to a party for his ``Days of Our Lives'' co-stars (guest stars Kyle Lowder, Matthew Ashford, Farah Fath and Alexis Thorpe); Ross meets a gorgeous paleontology professor (Aisha Tyler) |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Unagi
Chandler's (Matthew Perry) anniversary gift to Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) is really one an ex-girlfriend gave him; Joey (Matt LeBlanc) hires a twin |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Guests learn the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Sisters fight over the same man; a lifeguard cheats on his girlfriend with a woman he saved from drowning |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A 15-year-old tells her mother she is pregnant and unsure of the baby's paternity |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
An elementary school principal hopes to win $500,000 to take her family on a cruise |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A design engineer and father of four wants to win money to pay off a student loan |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: It's Always Nazi Week
A bachelor's (Charlie Sheen) life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in. With Holland Taylor. Episode information to be announced |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Known Unknowns
A teenage girl is brought to the hospital with severely swollen appendages after a wild night out; as her condition worsens, the patient is unable to distinguish fact from fiction; the doctors attend a medical conference |
| 9:01 PM | Lie to Me
Episode: Fold Equity
Lightman, Foster and Reynolds head to Las Vegas to search for a missing World Series of Poker finalist; Loker and Torres get closer to each other while analyzing Loker's new relationship |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
The Griffin family heads to the annual ``Star Trek'' convention, but Stewie, angry when he can't ask his favorite cast members a question, builds his own transporter and beams the cast to his bedroom |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Dangerous Curves
The Simpson family takes a vacation at a cabin in the woods; Homer and Marge recall their courtship and the early years of their marriage |
