| Monday, March 15, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy Episode: Ready, Willing and Disabled When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26 |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy Episode: Screwed the Pooch Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog, Sea Breeze, and then sues for custody of the puppies |
| 01:00 AM | House Episode: Living the Dream House takes matters into his own hands when he feels certain that one of the actors on his favorite soap opera (Jason Lewis) is suffering from a serious medical condition, but the actor dismisses House's assessment |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives Episode: Move On Edie organizes a neighborhood search for Mrs. Huber, just as her sister arrives on Wisteria Lane; Bree agrees to a separation and asks an attractive pharmacist (Roger Bart) on a date |
| 03:00 AM | Y2K A CIA agent, a veteran and others must stop a computer that believes the United States is under nuclear attack |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Your Wish Is Your Command 14-CD Box Set How to Manifest Your Destiny 14-CD Box Set teaching you to Have, Be or Do anything you desire. Want to have more money? Better relationships? Then get Your Wish is Your Command. 90-Day Risk Free Trial YourWishIsYourCommand.com |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry Episode: Message in a Bottle; Santa Needs Help; There Really Is an Easter Bunny The kids discover a message in a bottle; Hilda writes a Christmas story; Easter egg hunt |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro A woman sues for a cell phone and emotional distress |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis A man sues his ex-wife for child support and personal property |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends Episode: The One With the Tiny T-Shirt Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) goes on her first date after splitting with Ross (David Schwimmer); Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) new flame (guest star Dina Meyer) doesn't seem interested in him |
| 2:30 PM | Friends Episode: The Last One The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 3:00 PM | Maury Maury reveals the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer A woman wants to win back her cheating lover; a man is accused of being an obsessive stalker; a woman does not like her daughter's boyfriend |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show A woman accuses her ex-boyfriend of refusing to acknowledge their child but he does not think the baby even exists |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal A flight attendant hopes to win $500,000 to pay for his daughter's, niece's and nephew's college educations |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal A man who likes to do others' housework hopes to win the $500,000 prize |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Prostitutes and Gelato Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (guest star Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman |
| 8:00 PM | House Episode: Black Hole A high school senior repeatedly hallucinates after blacking out during a class trip; Wilson tries to furnish his condo |
| 9:00 PM | 24 Episode: Day 8: 3:00AM- 4:00AM Cole and Jack work together to protect New York from a threat; a hostage situation at CTU causes stress levels to rise |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy Episode: Death Is a Bitch Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons Episode: Lisa the Drama Queen A creative new friend named Juliet (Emily Blunt) helps Lisa create a fantasy world |