| Monday, March 15, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Ready, Willing and Disabled
When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26 |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Screwed the Pooch
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog, Sea Breeze, and then sues for custody of the puppies |
| 01:00 AM | House
Episode: Living the Dream
House takes matters into his own hands when he feels certain that one of the actors on his favorite soap opera (Jason Lewis) is suffering from a serious medical condition, but the actor dismisses House's assessment |
| 02:00 AM | Desperate Housewives
Episode: Move On
Edie organizes a neighborhood search for Mrs. Huber, just as her sister arrives on Wisteria Lane; Bree agrees to a separation and asks an attractive pharmacist (Roger Bart) on a date |
| 03:00 AM | Y2K
A CIA agent, a veteran and others must stop a computer that believes the United States is under nuclear attack |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Your Wish Is Your Command 14-CD Box Set How to Manifest Your Destiny
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| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Message in a Bottle; Santa Needs Help; There Really Is an Easter Bunny
The kids discover a message in a bottle; Hilda writes a Christmas story; Easter egg hunt |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues for a cell phone and emotional distress |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A man sues his ex-wife for child support and personal property |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Tiny T-Shirt
Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) goes on her first date after splitting with Ross (David Schwimmer); Joey's (Matt LeBlanc) new flame (guest star Dina Meyer) doesn't seem interested in him |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The Last One
The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Maury reveals the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A woman wants to win back her cheating lover; a man is accused of being an obsessive stalker; a woman does not like her daughter's boyfriend |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A woman accuses her ex-boyfriend of refusing to acknowledge their child but he does not think the baby even exists |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A flight attendant hopes to win $500,000 to pay for his daughter's, niece's and nephew's college educations |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A man who likes to do others' housework hopes to win the $500,000 prize |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Prostitutes and Gelato
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (guest star Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Black Hole
A high school senior repeatedly hallucinates after blacking out during a class trip; Wilson tries to furnish his condo |
| 9:00 PM | 24
Episode: Day 8: 3:00AM- 4:00AM
Cole and Jack work together to protect New York from a threat; a hostage situation at CTU causes stress levels to rise |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Death Is a Bitch
Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Lisa the Drama Queen
A creative new friend named Juliet (Emily Blunt) helps Lisa create a fantasy world |
