| Monday, May 19, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Love Thy Trophy
The Griffins and their neighbors build an award-winning float, but the trophy disappears; Stewie is taken away by child services. Guest voices of Jennifer Tilly, Patrick Warburton and Debra Wilson |
| 12:30 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Death Is a Bitch
Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 01:00 AM | Cheaters
Private investigators delve into the world of infidelity and present their evidence to spouses |
| 02:00 AM | George Lopez
Episode: Bringing Home the Bacon
Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down |
| 02:30 AM | George Lopez
Episode: Fishing Cubans
George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party |
| 03:00 AM | Shooting Gallery
A street-wise man gets mixed up in a scheme involving a pool shark and a crooked lawman |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Monkey
A monkey lends a hand with chores to bedridden Craig; Reese confronts a home invader |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Good Morning West Virginia |
| 08:00 AM | Horseland
Episode: You Can't Judge a Girl By Her Limo
The gang remembers the day Sarah arrived at Horseland and their first impressions of her |
| 08:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 10:30 AM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 11:00 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman sues her older brother for cell-phone overage charges |
| 11:30 AM | Judge Hatchett
A woman blames her estranged sister for the foreclosure on their mother's home |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
Exes sue for unpaid child support |
| 1:00 PM | George Lopez
Episode: George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job
George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate |
| 1:30 PM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Statue
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George (Jason Alexander) |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Flashback
When Janice (Maggie Wheeler) asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years earlier. Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer star |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With the Stripper
Rachel's father confronts Ross after she admits that she's pregnant with Ross' baby; Monica reconsiders Chandler's wish for a stripper |
| 3:00 PM | Judge David Young
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for credit card and cell-phone charges and an unpaid loan |
| 3:30 PM | Judge David Young
A woman sues a man for three heirloom rings; a woman sues for boat repairs and medical bills |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A woman does not want her son to marry his girlfriend; a man sleeps with his uncle's girlfriend |
| 5:00 PM | Maury
Guests learn the results of paternity tests |
| 6:00 PM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: I Merely Slept With a Commie
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Rose's father (guest star Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose |
| 8:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Pain in the Heart
A human jawbone found at the Jeffersonian alerts Brennan and the team that the Gormogon serial killer has struck again; a lab explosion lands Zack in the hospital; Gormogon's silver skeleton disappears from the vault |
| 9:00 PM | House
Episode: Wilson's Heart
House's murky memories of the bus crash test his friendship with Wilson and threaten to change their lives forever |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Brian the Bachelor
When ``The Bachelorette'' comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne |
| 11:30 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Bonfire of the Manatees
When Homer allows Fat Tony (guest star Joe Mantegna) to shoot an explicit movie in their home, an angry Marge leaves Homer and meets Caleb Thorn (guest star Alec Baldwin), an attractive marine biologist |
