| Friday, May 24, 2013 |
| 12:00 AM | Baggage JR may have taken three years to finish ninth grade, may cruise late-night drive-thrus for threesomes or may have been evicted from three different apartments |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:30 AM | Excused A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 02:00 AM | Friends Episode: The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her estranged father (Bob Balaban) at her grandmother's funeral; Joey's fondness for an expensive bag loses him an audition; Chandler tells perfectionist Monica that she is useless at massage |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode: Get Smarter Christine persuades Matthew and Barb to throw her an engagement party so she can meet Max's friends |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show Episode: The First Date On Eric and Donna's (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) first date, the waiter (guest star Dino Meminger) mistakenly serves Donna mixed drinks |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode: House Christine tries to be happy for her ex and his new wife when they buy the house Christine had always wanted |
| 04:00 AM | Friends Episode: The Last One The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill Episode: Peggy Makes the Big Leagues Hank's buddies give him grief after Peggy flunks a high-school football star who is then suspended from the team |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Say No to Botox Joan Lunden and other celebrities share their secrets for younger-looking skin in just 30 days! Guaranteed |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World Episode: Magic and Mystery Teen Elizabeth and her friends travel to learn about other cultures and wildlife |
| 08:30 AM | omg! Insider Actor Robert De Niro; star getaways |
| 09:00 AM | Dutch Miller Auto Show |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | The Trisha Goddard Show Episode: Is My Sister Having an Affair With the Man I Love? Danielle discovered that her husband is a member of several dating websites, but he denies setting up the profiles; Lorita suspects that her boyfriend and her sister are messing around |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court Episode: Interior Decorator Disaster People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis A woman claims her niece vandalized her home and assaulted her |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown Bedbugs, roaches and falling bathroom tiles prompt a tenant to move out and demand her deposit back; a woman regrets paying her father to fix her car |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown A woman regrets opening up a credit account for the care of her friend's Chihuahua; a landlord says an artist skipped out on the lease and rent |
| 2:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show Episode: DNA: She Drugged and Raped Me A man denies paternity by saying he was raped; a guest wants to know whether a child is her deceased son's |
| 3:00 PM | Maury Episode: DNA Will Prove You Got Me and My Sister Pregnant A guest may have cheated with her best friend's man; a woman accuses her son's girlfriend of infidelity; sisters fear that their babies have the same father |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer Episode: Past Guests: Called Out and Cold-Cocked Viewers confront past guests whose actions they say were despicable |
| 5:00 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 5:30 PM | Family Feud Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis Penny starts dating Leonard's handsome colleague; Leonard and his friends are tortured by Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men Episode: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory Episode: The Wildebeest Implementation Raj tries to cure his social anxiety; Penny spies on Leonard and his girlfriend through Bernadette |
| 8:00 PM | Bones Episode: The Tiger in the Tale While investigating the death of an animal expo employee, the team is drawn into the world of animal trafficking; Brennan thinks she would be a good presidential candidate; Sweets and Daisy make a change |
| 9:00 PM | Brain Games: Blow Your Mind A variety of games and experiments explore the relationship of the human brain to time and motion |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons Episode: Million-Dollar Maybe Homer misses a date with Marge so he can buy a lottery ticket; after winning the million-dollar jackpot, Homer spoils his family with anonymous gifts |
| 11:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond Episode: Who's Next Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea |