| Sunday, March 14, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Sit Down, Shut Up Episode: Taming of the Dude Larry meets a mysterious woman from Ennis' past; Miracle shares a potentially deadly secret with Sue |
| 12:30 AM | Desperate Housewives Episode: Come Back to Me Maisy Gibbons' (guest star Sharon Lawrence) secret life intersects with Bree's; Gabrielle's predicament worsens; Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level; Lynette is suspicious of her new nanny (guest star Marla Sokoloff) |
| 01:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 03:00 AM | Dog Watch After his partner is murdered, a hardened San Francisco cop discovers that he was involved in a ring of corruption |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Time for Hope |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Metropolitan Baptist Church |
| 07:00 AM | Fresh Anointing |
| 07:30 AM | In Search of the Lord's Way Mack Lyon leads a weekly worship service |
| 08:00 AM | Going Back Ministries |
| 08:30 AM | Victory Chapel |
| 09:00 AM | FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace Rep. Chris Van Hollen Jr. (D-Md.), Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and White House press secretary Robert Gibbs discuss health care reform; Karl Rove discusses his book ``Courage and Consequence.'' |
| 10:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 11:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 12:00 PM | Shallow Hal A self-help guru makes a superficial man see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman |
| 2:00 PM | Wes Craven Presents: They Childhood terrors come back to haunt a graduate student |
| 4:00 PM | Bones Episode: Mother and Child in the Bay The remains of a woman and fetus are found in the Delaware Bay; Brennan and Booth call for a manhunt for the victim's husband; Booth has issues with his ex-wife's boyfriend |
| 5:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 5:30 PM | Paid Program |
| 6:00 PM | Judge Judy Trying to help an injured man, a woman finds herself being assaulted; a student says a man conned her into cashing his bad checks |
| 6:30 PM | Judge Judy A girl says a bully punched her in the head; a woman seeks repayment for an engagement ring that was charged on her credit card |
| 7:00 PM | 'Til Death Episode: The New Neighbors Eddie and Joy meet Tommy and April, their new unconventional neighbors; Tommy and April want to buy everything Joy and Eddie are selling in their yard sale |
| 7:30 PM | 'Til Death Episode: The Wedding Nervous on the eve of Ally and Doug's wedding, everyone dreams of a wedding disaster |
| 8:00 PM | The Simpsons Episode: Postcards From the Wedge Homer and Marge have a parent-teacher conference with Principal Skinner after Bart fails to turn in his homework |
| 8:30 PM | The Simpsons Episode: The Great Wife Hope The men of Springfield become obsessed with mixed martial arts; Marge and her friends decide to stage a protest |
| 9:00 PM | Family Guy Episode: Go Stewie Go Stewie creates an alter ego after he learns his favorite show is only auditioning girls; everyone is shocked when Meg starts dating a normal guy |
| 9:30 PM | Sons of Tucson Episode: Pilot The Gunderson brothers hire a man to pose as their father while their real dad is in prison |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Seinfeld Episode: The Tape Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George (Jason Alexander) sees Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) in a new light |
| 11:30 PM | Seinfeld Episode: The Nose Job Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) straddles the fence regarding his latest flame; George's (Jason Alexander) attention is focused on his date (Susan Diol) |