| Friday, September 03, 2010 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Sex Talk
Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Long John Peter
After terrorizing the neighbors with his new pet parrot, Peter accidentally kills his beloved bird; Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for an intern |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Betrayal
Elaine, Jerry and George (Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander) go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (guest star Brenda Strong); Kramer's (Michael Richards) death threat |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-husband for damaged property |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Nobody's Fault But Mine
Hyde apologizes and attempts to make amends after Jackie discovers he cheated on her; Red tries to put pressure on Eric and Donna to set a wedding date. Seth Green guest stars |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Love Thy Nephew
A litigious neighbor (guest star Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, and this leads to all-night standoff |
| 04:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Hal's Birthday
Lois punishes the boys for forgetting Hal's birthday by assigning them backbreaking chores; Francis plans a surprise trip home for his father's birthday |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Secret Real Estate
Learn how to find unlisted real estate for up to 50 percent or more off |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Dino Squad
Five quirky teens morph into dinosaurs to protect the Earth |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Episode: Cougars & Legends!
Actress Courteney Cox; actor Jeremy Piven; the world's No. 1 movie star |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for the cost of an airline ticket and says he had a three-way relationship with his wife and a girlfriend |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for car payments and insurance |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Episode: La Trycee Fowler
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song
Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment; Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One That Could Have Been
The friends all picture what their lives would have been like had they chosen different paths. With Courteney Cox Arquette and Lisa Kudrow |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Episode: Five DNA Tests ... Will I Find the Father Today?
Guests learn the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Episode: Sex With Your Best Friend
A woman reveals a secret about her sister-in-law's husband; a woman confronts her fiance's mistress |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Episode: Moms Confront Prostitute Daughters
A woman says her daughter posts ads on the Internet for sensual massages; a woman demands that her 19-year-old daughter stop prostituting herself |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
A wedding videographer hopes to win $500,000 to throw the party of his dreams |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
A kindergarten teacher hopes to win money to purchase a bigger house for her growing family |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith |
| 8:00 PM | Human Target
Episode: Rewind
Winston and Chance try to protect a client they have never met from an assassin on a passenger plane |
| 9:00 PM | The Good Guys
Episode: Small Rooms
Dan tries to spice up a routine investigation by planting evidence from a cold case; Jack and Dan wind up in the middle of gun-running ring |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: Peter's Progress
A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a gentleman who lived in the newly founded colony of Quahog |
| 11:30 PM | Mountaineer Magazine
West Virginia University intercollegiate sports; interviews and stories with coaches and athletes |
