| Saturday, November 07, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Blabbermouths
Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Death Is a Bitch
Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Pothole
George (Jason Alexander) pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer (Michael Richards) adopts a highway |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A woman sues her ex for a gas bill and emotional distress |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: The Good Son
Hyde (Danny Masterson) outshines Eric (Topher Grace) as a model son; Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp) find themselves at a party with a couple of swingers (guest stars Mitch and Arlene Pileggi) |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Maid Man
Bernie urges the new maid (guest star Theresa Saldana) to treat the children as if they were her own |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Who's Your Mama
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Church Hopping
When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's House Calls
Breathing new life in to a gas grill; reclaiming a deck |
| 06:00 AM | Curl Confidence
Ouidad shows you how to get soft, smooth curls you can touch |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Sgt. Murphy's Deputy; Couscous in Sahara; New Friend on the Block
A deputy tries to help; Pepe le Gangstaire escapes; new neighbors |
| 07:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 08:00 AM | Teen Kids News |
| 08:30 AM | Flock & Field Adventures |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 10:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:00 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 11:30 AM | Weekend Marketplace |
| 12:00 PM | Paid Program |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: Merlin Olsen
One of football's most beloved personalities, Merlin Olsen, discusses his life, football days and acting career |
| 1:00 PM | Almost Famous
An aspiring teenage rock journalist gets his big break when he follows an up-and-coming band on its tour |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: Red's Last Day
On his last day at the plant, Red (Kurtwood Smith) and his co-workers get drunk at the local bar. With guest stars Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner (as themselves) |
| 4:00 PM | That '70s Show
Episode: The Velvet Rope
When the gang goes to a dance club, the bouncer (guest star Neil Flynn) bars Eric (Topher Grace) from entering; Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) gives Red (Kurtwood Smith) a self-help book |
| 4:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where the Stripper Cries
Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on ``$100,000 Pyramid''; Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party |
| 5:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Phoebe's Wedding
A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control; uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy |
| 5:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Mentor
Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone |
| 6:00 PM | House
Episode: Fools for Love
House treats a young married couple with similar symptoms, but they are shocked by the cause of the illness; a walk-in patient (guest star David Morse) stands up to House |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields) |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Young People Have Phlegm Too
A more mature woman (guest star Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Episode: Dangerous Arrests
Las Vegas officers respond to a bank robbery that leads to a car chase; officers find a man passed out in his truck while at a traffic light |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: From Bad to Worse
A high-speed pursuit ensues when a California police officer spots a vehicle reportedly used in an armed robbery; deputies in Seattle use a taser to apprehend a known offender |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Episode: Seven Minutes of Murder Special Edition
A murderous afternoon in Berkeley, Calif., leaves three people dead in a span of seven minutes; new developments in San Francisco's notorious Zodiac Killer case |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Wanda Sykes Show
Actress Mary Lynn Rajskub; TV host Phil Keoghan; actor Daryl ``Chill'' Mitchell |
