| Friday, November 20, 2009 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: Pilot
Debra (Patricia Heaton) yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband (Ray Romano). Guest stars: Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: Dammit Janet
Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while newly liberated Lois becomes a flight attendant. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Mila Kunis |
| 01:30 AM | Seinfeld
Episode: The Bubble Boy
Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) is asked to visit a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic tent. With Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| 02:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his ex-wife for emotional distress and defamation |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Garage Sale
After sampling Hyde's (Danny Masterson) ``special'' brownies, Red (Kurtwood Smith) accidentally sells Eric's (Topher Grace) car at a garage sale |
| 03:30 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Love Bug
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Saving Bernie Mac
When Bernie takes the children to church for a dose of ``old-time religion,'' he tries to slip out during the sermon to catch a football game on the tube |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Edu-macating Lucky
Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel |
| 06:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle
Episode: Home Alone 4
When Francis (Christopher Kennedy Masterson) is left in charge of his brothers, mayhem ensues, and Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) gets hurt, requiring hospitalization |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Busy World of Richard Scarry
Episode: Denys at Camp; Peasant Pig's Gifts; Little Fixit
Denys saves his friends; Piggy's wedding decorations; Mr. and Mrs. Fixit build a nursery |
| 08:30 AM | The Insider
Entertainment news and features |
| 09:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | Judge Jeanine Pirro
A man sues his ex-girlfriend for car damages |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Judge Marilyn Milian adjudicates cases for people who have filed grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-boyfriend for stolen money and cell phone bills |
| 1:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 1:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Adults try to answer questions from elementary-school textbooks |
| 2:00 PM | Friends
Episode: The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits
Rachel convinces her younger sister (guest star Christina Applegate) to baby-sit over Ross's protests; Joey writes a letter on Monica and Chandler's behalf to an adoption agency. Paul Rudd also guest stars |
| 2:30 PM | Friends
Episode: The One With Monica's Thunder
Monica (Courteney Cox Arquette) feels that Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) is trying to steal the spotlight from her engagement |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Guests learn the results of paternity tests |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
A man cheats on his girlfriend with a stripper; two strippers fight for a disc jockey's affections; a lesbian love triangle; a wife takes lessons from a stripper to spice up her sex life |
| 5:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
A man takes a lie-detector test to prove he did not abuse his 3-year-old daughter |
| 6:00 PM | Deal or No Deal
Episode: Audience Participation Week
A stay-at-home dad hopes to win $500,000 to take pilot lessons |
| 6:30 PM | Deal or No Deal
Episode: Military Week
A member of the U.S. Coast Guard hopes to win money to take his children on a cross-country trip to visit baseball stadiums |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce |
| 8:00 PM | House
Episode: Painless
House and the team try to diagnose a man living with severe, chronic pain; Thirteen and Foreman explore their complicated relationship; Cuddy discovers that caring for her baby leaves her with little time to run the hospital |
| 9:00 PM | Bones
Episode: The Bones That Foam
While bungee-jumping, a couple discover a corpse at the bottom of a gorge; the lab goes into lockdown when an unknown substance begins oozing from the cadaver |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | Family Guy
Episode: The Man With Two Brians
After watching ``Jackass,'' Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home |
| 11:30 PM | Mountaineer Magazine
West Virginia University intercollegiate sports; interviews and stories with coaches and athletes |
