| Saturday, May 17, 2008 |
| 12:00 AM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Breakup Tape
Jealousy rears its ugly head after Ray discovers Debra has held on to gifts from ex-boyfriends |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Family Guy
Episode: The Story on Page 1
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Adam West, Luke Perry and Nicole Sullivan |
| 01:30 AM | Will & Grace
Episode: I Do. Oh, No, You Di-in't
Karen moves her wedding to Las Vegas, where Jennifer Lopez agrees to sing at the ceremony |
| 02:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: You Got Served
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones |
| 02:30 AM | My Wife and Kids
Episode: Childcare Class
Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Backstage Pass
Donna (Laura Prepon) bags tickets to a Ted Nugent (guest starring as himself) concert; Hyde and Fez (Danny Masterson, Wilmer Valderrama) get a batch of T-shirts that say ``Tad Nugent.'' Howard Hesseman guest stars |
| 03:30 AM | Sex and the City
Episode: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
Samantha's (Kim Cattrall) accessory obsession causes friction with an important client; Carrie's (Sarah Jessica Parker) relationship with Aidan (John Corbett) progresses |
| 04:00 AM | The Bernie Mac Show
Episode: Keep It on the Short Grass
Bernie creates a public relations disaster when he faces off against Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless (guest starring as themselves) in a charity golf tournament |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: Suite Smell of Excess
At a college football game, Bobby ventures to a VIP suite belonging to a retired Nebraska quarterback; in the suite, Hank pretends to be the quarterback and calls a play |
| 05:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 05:30 AM | Ron Hazelton's House Calls
Completing a finished-basement project; accessories for a pickup truck; paintbrush care |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Episode: The Crime Machine
Holmes, Watson and Lestrade discover a makeshift lab where Fenwick is turning ordinary citizens into criminals |
| 07:30 AM | Beakman's World
Episode: Elephants, Beak-mania & X-Rays
Elephants; Beakman family challenge; X-ray machines |
| 08:00 AM | Viva Pinata
Episode: Fudge Match; Hudson's Holiday
A vibrant world of living pinata animals |
| 08:30 AM | Viva Pinata
Episode: Hudson Tells All; Langston's Jameleon Cousins
A vibrant world of living pinata animals |
| 09:00 AM | Chaotic
Episode: A Flux Too Far
Magic, suspense and adventure abound in a multi-dimensional world |
| 09:30 AM | Chaotic
Episode: Chaotic Crisis
Magic, suspense and adventure abound in a multi-dimensional world |
| 10:00 AM | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Episode: A Better Mousetrap
Mousers chase laboratory assistant April O'Neil through the sewers |
| 10:30 AM | Dinosaur King
Episode: Rubble Trouble
Max and Rex must help dinosaurs that are being hunted down by the Alpha Gang |
| 11:00 AM | Yu-Gi-Oh! G/X
Episode: The Forbidden Ritual: Part 1 |
| 11:30 AM | Winx Club
Episode: The Mermaid Queen
The Winx Club meets a legendary sea monster at the bottom of the ocean |
| 12:00 PM | This Week in Baseball
News, highlights and a behind-the-scenes look at Major League Baseball |
| 12:30 PM | The Tim McCarver Show
Episode: George Vecsey
New York Times' sports writer George Vecsey discusses baseball history and the 2008 season |
| 1:00 PM | The Cider House Rules
Raised to be an obstetrician at a Maine orphanage, a young man leaves to work at a cider mill with a soldier's beloved |
| 3:30 PM | MLB Baseball: Cleveland Indians at Cincinnati Reds
From Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death |
| 7:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (guest star Chris O'Donnell) |
| 8:00 PM | Cops
Episode: Stupid Criminals Special Edition 4
Officers in Portland, Ore., find a trio of men and a large amount of Ecstasy; in Las Vegas, a suspect hides in a clothes dryer; police dogs in Sacramento, Calif., help officers catch a criminal |
| 8:30 PM | Cops
Episode: Stupid Criminals Special Edition No. 3
Officers pursue a vehicle driven by a homicide suspect; a police dog helps track an extremely drunken driver |
| 9:00 PM | America's Most Wanted: America Fights Back
Episode: AMW: 1000th Capture Special Edition
Show profiles result in the capture of 1,000 fugitives; viewers' tips help take down criminals in amazing ways |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10
All the news one hour earlier. It's FIRST on FOX! |
| 11:00 PM | MADtv
Musician Dave Navarro; parody of ``24.'' |
