| Thursday, May 23, 2013 |
| 12:00 AM | Baggage
Monica may have sex only on weekends, her father may support her until her sugar-daddy can, or she may have to talk to her mother five times a day |
| 12:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 01:30 AM | Excused
A new twist on the dating show genre |
| 02:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The One With Chandler's Work Laugh
Monica is put off by the laugh Chandler uses to impress his boss (Sam McMurray); Ross shocks everyone by dating Janice (Maggie Wheeler) |
| 02:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: Scream
Christine mistakes a cop for a stripper; New Christine goes into labor |
| 03:00 AM | That '70s Show
Episode: Ski Trip
When Jackie (Mila Kunis) discovers that Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kissed another girl, she bars him from the gang's ski trip. With Topher Grace |
| 03:30 AM | The New Adventures of Old Christine
Episode: The New Adventures of Old Christine
Christine reluctantly agrees to let New Christine fix her up with a blind date |
| 04:00 AM | Friends
Episode: The Last One
The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises |
| 04:30 AM | King of the Hill
Episode: I Don't Want to Wait ...
Bobby becomes envious when his best friend, Joseph, begins to change physically after hitting puberty |
| 05:00 AM | Shepherd's Chapel
With Pastor Arnold Murray |
| 06:00 AM | Paid Program |
| 06:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 07:00 AM | Eyewitness News This Morning on Fox |
| 08:00 AM | Think Big
Episode: Getting Around
An electric motorbike; a flying disk; the ultimate paper airplane |
| 08:30 AM | omg! Insider
Actors Michael Douglas and Matt Damon |
| 09:00 AM | Dutch Miller Auto Show |
| 09:30 AM | Paid Program |
| 10:00 AM | The Trisha Goddard Show
Episode: After the Threesome ... Is My Husband Her Baby's Dad?
Nikki says her boyfriend's memory loss from a car accident is just an excuse to hide his cheating; Messina gives her husband a threesome for his birthday, and soon the other woman discovers that she is pregnant |
| 11:00 AM | The People's Court
Episode: I Paid $100 to Borrow Your Car, and You Dissed Me
People resolve grievances in small-claims court |
| 12:00 PM | Judge Mathis
A woman sues her ex-roommate for unpaid rent; he says she confronted him at a party and threw a bowl of chili on him |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Joe Brown
When a former friend's cat urinates on a man's jacket, he retaliates by setting a family heirloom on fire; a restaurant owner says he had a vehicle towed because it was abandoned |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Joe Brown
A parent is accused of removing a child from day care without notice amid allegations of unsatisfactory care and retaliatory tactics; an intimate relationship comes to a halt after one member refuses to repay loans |
| 2:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show
Episode: Mothers Accused of Horrible Child Abuse
A woman is accused of breaking her 5-month-old daughter's leg; a grandmother suspects a mother of burning her infant with cigarettes |
| 3:00 PM | Maury
Episode: Our Mom's Husband Is Half Her Age ... We'll Prove He Cheats!
Angry families say May-December relationships are inappropriate |
| 4:00 PM | Jerry Springer
Episode: Kiss Her Goodbye
A woman confronts her ex-con boyfriend and his new female companion; a lesbian learns that her girlfriend's ex wants to get back together |
| 5:00 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 5:30 PM | Family Feud
Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys |
| 6:00 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Vartabedian Conundrum
Leonard asks Penny for advice when his new relationship starts moving too fast |
| 6:30 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Phase One, Complete
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men
Episode: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities |
| 7:30 PM | The Big Bang Theory
Episode: The Agreement Dissection
Priya dissects the roommate agreement; the ladies take Sheldon dancing |
| 8:00 PM | Hell's Kitchen
Episode: 8 Chefs Compete
The chefs create ethnic dishes with select ingredients; a team falls behind before dinner service begins |
| 9:00 PM | Does Someone Have to Go?
Episode: VMS, Part 1
When control of a family-owned business, Velocity Merchant Services, is turned over to employees, staff members realize that solving personnel problems is more complicated than they expected |
| 10:00 PM | Eyewitness News at 10 |
| 11:00 PM | The Simpsons
Episode: Ned 'n' Edna's Blend
When Marge learns Ned and Edna got married, she offers to throw them a reception; Edna changes some rules to help Ned's kids become more socially acceptable |
| 11:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond
Episode: The Plan
Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires. Fred Willard and Georgia Engel guest star |
