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Stewie Griffin Killer baby on Family Guy
Stewie Griffin is a one-year-old baby with a single goal: total world domination. He has the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but he's only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille," in which he was incarcerated for nine grueling months. Stewie has vowed to defeat his mother's matriarchal tyranny and topple the "gynocracy" she rules.Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far (from a box of chocolates filled with active grenades to a barrage of arrows shot straight for her head) doesn't mean she's in the clear yet. Stewie might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her uppance shall come! In fact, if it were not for his lack of muscle tone and toilet training, as well as his need for parentally provided sustenance, Stewie already would have gained control over most of the Third World. And Canada. Until his dominion over all mankind comes to fruition, anyone or anything that interferes with his grand plan shall be destroyed. And if he can create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think that he won't be able to control you, hmmm? PRIME PICKS TWO AND A HALF MEN Tonight at 7:00 PM Media Room Slash Dungeon Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (guest star Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love |
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